Dave Strider

striders going to fucking stride so grab a pen sit the fuck down and let me tell you how to be as cool as me then again nobody is as cool as this slick fucker

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

ocd-fueled-aesthetic: This one’s for all you plant addicts. I’ve learned I can’t stop you. *NO REPOSTS/NO BIGOTS* https://t.co/EHG8UBtgqb

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

📷 komarebi: https://t.co/6SSVuRkviu https://t.co/H18mmaWEo5

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

📷 https://t.co/XcH5ELoDh8

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

//we all know why im here.
tHIS IS FINAL.
I CANT. GET OVER. THAT ONE LINE. 'THE END'.

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

//I'm watching Tokyo Ghoul. Now if you excuse me for the next three hours.

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

//Uuuugh i forgot to get on today

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

@LoveForRoyality //Sure, I'd be glad to roleplay with you. Who should start?

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

@youngstridork >You open the door to look at Dirk.
what

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

i miss john

time to watch a shit ton of anime while hes gone because i have no actual social life

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

remember that time i fucked the narrator?

yeah

what the fuck was i thinking

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

its 4 in the fucking morning
time to pester the john derpy thing

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

remember that time i found out dirk and jake were my parents
yeah
fucking memories

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

fucking crabs

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

@_OnlyAPerson__ yo egbert
egderp
egdouche
sup

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

//So much memories here.
Makes me wanna cry
Kinda.

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

@_OnlyAPerson__ heheh
((hey. hey. hey. gonna be on another dave account I don't go on this one as often. probably not gonna be active here)

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

@_OnlyAPerson__ ha haha ha youre now known as a chicken to be egbert

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

if in school i want to go through the romeo and juliet phase of killing myself with a sword then clearly that subject is awful

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

the amount of accounts i have is not even funny
i have more accounts
waaayy more
sighhhhh

[Dave Strider @YoBroDave]

@_OnlyAPerson__ hey egbert look its another egbert