Matthew Triplett

Yay! We’re doomed! -Gir I’m also a certified National Weather Watchman soooo line up ladies

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

The king of all military situation reports.

A warrior could live 10,000 lives and still never utter a single sentence half as powerful.

[𝐸𝐵 @___eb__]

jews suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

[Stupid Seal🦭 @Stupid_Seal_]

IT’S SOMETHING ABOUT THE HUGHES BROTHERS!

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980, THE UNITED STATES HAS GONE GOLD IN MENS HOCKEY!

[Matthew Triplett @YoCoolKidsTable]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA USA number 1

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OWNS HOCKEY

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE USA 🇺🇸

[Matthew Triplett @YoCoolKidsTable]

Imagine losing at a sport you invented, couldn’t be US 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

DOWN BUT NEVER OUT TEAM USA WINS GOLD AND CRUSHES CANADA’S SOUL IN THE PROCESS

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.

My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.

I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.

My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.

[Matthew Triplett @YoCoolKidsTable]

STAY F***ING CALM

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: The #Jets are trading Sauce Gardner to the #Colts. Blockbuster.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Repost if your team got a win today! 😤

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Danny Dimes

[NFL @NFL]

FINAL: The @Colts move to 2-0!

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

@NFL @Colts Colts fans rn

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Only 55 undefeated teams remain 💯

Repost if your team is still undefeated 🙌

[Purdue University @LifeAtPurdue]

A #Boilermaker-built tribute to a @Colts icon. The ‘Win For Jim’ guitar, designed in #Purdue’s Guitar Lab by Prof. Mark French and Noah Scott, will be carried into every game this season in memory of Jim Irsay. 🎸🔥 #BoilerUp #ForTheShoe

https://t.co/dePzao0COr

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

w̶i̶n̶ won for Jim 💙

[Destin Adams @TheDestinAdams]

The Colts having just about a perfect game on the day Jim Irsay joins the Ring of Honor is some powerful stuff man