YodaddyJenny

Chiquita y peligrosa como una Glock ✨

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

An earthquake during a hurricane !???? Nope.

[Danielle ☁️ @folksyswift]

I can see you castles crumbling #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

Flummoxed.

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

I might just swing on the next person that suggests I start hitting my kid. Since they love violence so damn much.

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

I’m for sure team Orca.

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

If you see your partner is on the verge of a mental break down with the kids and your priority is video games… you’re not a parent. You’re an overgrown toddler.

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

Watching Queen Charolette and Queer eye back to back because apparently I’m addicted to crying.

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

My kids are having the time of their lives playing with my keyboard. I hope they grow to love music the way that I do. 🤍

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

I have some very young neighbors who are so problematic. And even tho they are definitely horrible, it’s kind of sad to know that they are being evicted.

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

For any people who are just now moving out/living in apartments for the 1st time: Look into apartment etiquette.
Just because you’re not at mom & dads anymore doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want.

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

My daughter calls all of her green toys Shrek. I’m a very proud mother 🥲

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@RosasJon22 Lol it was just Creepy in the moment because I’m forgetful. But having a cat or other animal on the roof isn’t that good of a story 😅

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Im laying in bed right? I thought my upstairs neighbors were being weird. It sounded like they were running in circles and scratching at their floors… Except then I remembered i don’t have upstairs neighbors anymore 😃 cuz we moved months ago. 😃😃😃

[Amy Gray @AmyGthe1andonly]

Solidarity with the students in Arizona who locked down during a school board meeting bc they eliminated Chicano studies ✊🏽✊🏽🔥🔥 That’s how it’s done

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

My friends ask anything from- how do we like the new menstrual products we tried to- how are we handling that childhood trauma lately … If you’re my FRIEND fr you can ask me anything & vise versa.

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

Life will be so great and then your brain/body decide it’s time to remind you about that little panic disorder.

[René Brooks | Black Girl, Lost Keys @blkgirllostkeys]

Neurotypicals be like: “I organized your kitchen for you! It works SO MUCH BETTER NOW, aren’t you grateful?!?!?”

Us, surveying the damage, knowing it will take us weeks to put shit back in a way that makes sense for us: …uh, yes. Yes, of course thank you.

Them: WELL YOU DON’T SEEM GRATEFUL!

Us: 😒😒😒😒

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

I’ve had a phenomenal February so far. Good things just keep happening and I will have this same energy coming all year long ✨🧿🧿🧿

[YodaddyJenny @YoDaddyJenny]

I went Into Ulta for one item and I came out with two. My self control is really improving 😌