Krystal クリスタル

I don't like to cheat on fox, I swear. it's just sometimes a girl meets a sharpclaw, and has some needs. (Lewd Starfox)(Not Nintendo official)(Boop)

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

"Aren't I just the fuckin' cutest?"

Krystal!
Lewd, big whoop.
Wanna fight about it?
Sindoll's little doll.

By J8D

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

"People have been doing the downward dog yoga pose for years. Ain't nothing new."

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

"I'm such an alcoholic the hand over headache is so fucking pleasurable it isn't funny.

God I'm one of the fucked up timelines."

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

@FeudalScars "Unless I'm going blind. You arent Renamon and she only does that to scare people."

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

Rips a mighty big burp.

"In space, no one can hear you belch."

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

@FeudalScars "Yeah. So quick question, How did you get on my ship?"

Oh God she's sober.

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

"Thinking about changing my social media handle.

Apparently 'SaxrianFxcker' isnt appropriate by federation standards."

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

"Why are we killing me this time? I fuck a kid or something?"

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

Exists.

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

Horny koopas.

Run.

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

OH MY GOD IS THAT FOX MCNUGGET MCLOUD, THE HERO OF LYLAT?

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

"Buff Krystal is my favorite alternate me.

For no reason."

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

"Hey admiral, I need 11 months of vacation time on Sauria. I'm planning on having massive orgies for a mo th and hoping I get knocked up."

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

Hic.

"In one universe, I'm a guy."

Flops face first into the dirt.

Drunk fox.

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

What

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

@FeudalScars It.

And no. I was watching deer simulator.

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

I just got like 12 notifications on an account where I have notifications turned off.

STOP.
LEWDING.
MINORS.

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

@FeudalScars // I find aging up is fine, outside of lewd rp. And the only reason I say that is because these idiots still post the fucking child porn for that character under the guise of aged up.

Regardless if they say it or not that media can get a whole lot of people in trouble for seeing

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

@FeudalScars // I'm just sitting here watching youtube and then a shit ton of notifications pop up of some lewd Lucas account and a nana accusing an adult ike and people aging up characters only for sex.

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

"Glad to see Cloud's best friend is being put in Smash."

Raises a bottle of rum.

"Gold for him."

[Krystal クリスタル @YoGirlKrystal]

Shows up.

Immediately okay with kissing koopa ass.

Merry saintmas.