eatmebxsh

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Him: “what are you going to do if you found out I cheated?”
Me:

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

"So when can I see you?"

Me:

[paola @paolalien]

the worst part about having a job is having to wear a bra

[Eggers @carlinhenrix]

Amo chegar em casa e simplesmente ficar assim

[xo @zahrlovesyounot]

shaved my butthole and now my farts sound louder😭

[b @saggyboobs]

she blocked me but blocks are used to build houses. i think she wants a future with me

[✰. @swagoszn_]

“it’s been a rough-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Tuesday

[Rick “Choppa” Chow @rickchoppachow]

I eat pussy like a puppy getting its first pup cup at Starbucks

[¥ @laylanaiim]

I like mine in the bed with no draws & a durag on by 9pm

[doofus ricks wet pussy @phil_phil_p]

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[miia @miiagarro]

fuck the bare minimum i want the moon and stars

[Faiza @sheesostubborn]

leaving a guy because he's not romantic enough is valid btw

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

i like my man overly communicative ain't no way you like me and barely talk to me

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Unfortunately, i don’t like nonchalant men. be dominant. check on me. be affectionate. tell me i’m gorgeous. plan dates. buy me flowers. be absolutely obsessed with me.

[just isaac @headquarters_67]

paid my rent and have $38.71 for the next two weeks

[LOMA @Loma_juice]

My heart is pure and I have a tight vagina.

[_lalaskiiii @la2xxxxx]

don’t eat my coochie too good cause ima grab yo head & start humpin it

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me in my room making sure I still got it

[Ayoade🧃 @AyoadeHub]

Me after one small inconvenience 😂🥊😭