megan sly

don’t worry ‘bout it, sweetheart

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

some jerk: megan stop trying to recreate memes ur not even funny

me:

[mad @idkmadcorn]

at a party

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

also add my bf pls n thanku

9183 7664 4085

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

pls add me on pokémon go lol

0680 4463 5940

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

@selinyrmac it’s true, we’re still trying to find a good name for it

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

@Shenaniglenns just wanted to share that I was your 69th like and I hope that makes you smile bc it made me smile:)

[skora @YeahSkoraYeah]

I hope professors choose to continue recording and uploading their lectures when in-person classes come back in the fall. As someone who legitimately can't focus on a lecture for more than a few minutes before zoning out, being able to rewind a lecture has helped so god damn much

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

@PerfectBar is giving one lucky winner a 3-Month Supply of Perfect Snacks AND a KitchenAid® Artisan Stand Mixer! #giveaway #perfectbar https://t.co/qXtcGgkZ4i

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

it feels like a lot happened this year but it also feels like nothing happened this year i am confused

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

how am I doing?

a little kerfuffled, but

nonetheless, I’m here :)

-an original haiku by yours truly

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

dining service employee after an awkward transaction: “u a freshman?”

me: “haha no i just have anxiety, sorry :/”

[Jenya 🧪✨ @xhimichka]

person: so what do you study?
me: chemistr-
person: Oh i HATED chemistry in school it was the WORST! it was my LEAST FAVORITE subject i didnt understand ANYTHING i wish i NEVER heard of an electron

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

@LlamaInaTux The and the Beatles

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

do you still have to imagine the inequality signs ( < and > ) as alligators eating the bigger number, or were you a nerd in grade school?

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

In this country Viagra is covered by insurance without question, but birth control coverage is dependent upon the religious ideals of employers/institutions.

If that sounds:
- misogynistic
- discriminatory
- irresponsible
- indicative of systemic sexism
that’s because it is!

[Jayne 🩰 @jaynemendy]

avoidable products you might not know are causing CLIMATE CHANGE
A THREAD:

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

Been thinking about cutting my hair lately, what do y’all think??

[honey butter 🍯 @medinathehuman]

i sincerely hope black lives still matter to you and you’re still actively challenging your thoughts, people around you and the systems we’re all apart of.

[megan sly @YoItsSly]

I can’t even imagine what Youtube Rewind 2020 will look like.

[Evan James @evanjmez]

The “war on drugs” was intentionally created to incarcerate black people en masse.

An educational thread: