Christopher M. Smith

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

Watching my father-in-law AND my best friend die two years apart, and observing those I encounter in my home health work, got me thinking about how I want to at least slow, if not STOP… https://t.co/c1UDasEVYZ

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

'Our friend BUBBA found a great SHRIMP-BOAT - dirt cheap.' /

'Ah, but it's a SHRIMP-BOAT for women.
Ok, we made ONE… https://t.co/Yv3kzpENfS

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

'Our friend Amy found a great VOLCANO - dirt cheap.' /

'Ah, but it's a VOLCANO for women.
Okay, we made ONE… https://t.co/h3sAJ9ba8f

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

So now that DISNEY now owns the rights to the FIGHT CLUB movie. Everybody GET READY! It's time for the debut of: CHUCK PALAHNIUK'S FIGHT CLUB BABIES! 🔥❤️🤣 https://t.co/mYbNmnk6Ju

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

'Our friend Amy found a great GALAXY - dirt cheap.' /

'Ah, but it's a GALAXY for women.
Okay, we made ONE… https://t.co/TT1b7RfiTT

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

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[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

You know cats, they're not happy unless they're breaking shit...particularly YOUR SHIT.

Become a DoorDash driver! Earn up to $25/hour and get a $100 bonus after 200 deliveries in 60 days… https://t.co/gLSPaE5bDv

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

The same in every language.

#hellomytwenties https://t.co/QYlBzlubR5

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

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[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

Sign up with Caviar and earn up to $25/hr on my own schedule. Sign up and get $50 when you complete your first 40 deliveries. Check it out: https://t.co/ZkOYI17EoM

#diMaria
#MUNPSG
#United
#ElChapo
#Pogba
#ManU
#Mbappe
#ChampionsLeague
#AshleyYoung
#AntonioBrown

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

@kwilli1046 Cold chrome enemas were trending on Twitter this morning.

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

Sign up with Caviar and earn up to $25/hr on my own schedule. Sign up and get $50 when you complete your first 40 deliveries. Check it out: https://t.co/ZkOYI17EoM

#MarkKelly
#TuesdayMotivation
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#darwin
#charlesdarwin
#esquire
#starfleet
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#GRAMMYs

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

Sign up with Caviar and earn up to $25/hr on my own schedule. Sign up and get $50 when you complete your first 40 deliveries. Check it out: https://t.co/ZkOYI17EoM

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[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

@DaSkrambledEgg Why is THIS ONE illustration-less?!

Ya BASIC.

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

I'm gonna HAVE TO devise some kind of minimum math proficiency test for new-hires to the deli department of Devon Market.

This is the SECOND time that a newbie had to stop and consider (I… https://t.co/zDN0KnHznL

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

I disagree @tracybutlerabc7 of @abc7chicago ,

the coldest high on record HAS to be in the basements of either snoopdogg or @willienelson . https://t.co/cLTTxp0o6v

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

Well...I got to the courthouse...LATE, due to my FIRST Lyft driver. He seemed confused as to whe... https://t.co/TYCU88lGvl

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

The insurance company (Direct Auto) has decided to deny my claim. Don't know how successful I'll... https://t.co/TYCU88lGvl

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

Yeah, so this happened 2 days before my birthday and a week before Christmas.

https://t.co/9yM1mhHmLa https://t.co/6SP8jnaoSK

[Christopher M. Smith @YoMainManChris]

WILL BUST ASS
FOR BUDGET HOLES

And no, that's normt a come on
(...unless you want it to be.)

The car was supposed to be a self-financing venture. With it cracked up the only thing of… https://t.co/DCUMXtglca