Gabe

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[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Miracles happen. I’ll see you soon.

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

I fucking hate the term “hybrid athlete” like bro just say you workout and drink shit ass fair life protein

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Only freaky people drive a ford fiesta

[James @CaucasianJames]

barron’s about to raid the liquor cabinet

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

She magic on my school bus till I Frizzle

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Gonna start telling people I’m gonna drop an album every time I need to use the bathroom

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Idc how depressed I get I am not putting a Mod sticker on my water bottle

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Biden just announced that whoever finds the missing sub becomes the new baby gronk

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Her grandma older than polio

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

Carney, Maryland
Population: 29,743
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://t.co/wAVDdBSTdW

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

I haven’t been happy since May 8th, 2020(Sweet Tomatoes closed on Wetmore and Stone).

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

I be holding my Apple Pencil like a damn fork like I just ordered the grand slam from Dennys

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Count your days Dunkin Donuts

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

“He was wearing black air forces, and then I knew.” -Socrates

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Hotel Transylvania daughter or Jack Skellington son

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Hallie is short for Haliffer

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

I vividly remember being at Pizza Hut when this was on TV

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

America runs on airport bathrooms

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

Remember to check in with your friends, especially the ones who have thigh tattoos and they have to start wearing pants

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

@a_gonz014 No I did not

[Gabe @YoMomsFriend]

It makes sense when people like podcasts and their favorite movie is When Harry Met Sally