Monica Bee

A journal of my random thoughts.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

@HomeDepot - we just bought a NEW Maytag washer/dryer from you & immediately the washer will NOT work. We are told its going to be a month until we can get a new one. I am 36 weeks pregnant and my husband is in the military, this is going to be a huge burden on us. Please fix it.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

@Ask_WellsFargo I am a Wells Fargo customer using a Wells Fargo ATM at a literal Wells Fargo Bank. There’s no reason to charge me a fee, and yet, they wanted to.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

I have been a @WellsFargo customer for 20+ years and I am at my local Wells Fargo trying to withdraw $20 to pay my babysitter…can someone explain why they want me to pay them a ✨$3 fee✨to remove my own money from my own account that I have with them? This is insane.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

Up late in the quiet of the night, feeding my baby, and watching the @joerogan Trump interview. I’m moved at seeing hundreds of friendly comments pouring in from all over the globe with glimmers of hope for a more peaceful world.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

Imagine putting the work of an entire year into a 3 month timeframe. That is what family photographers go through every fall ☠️

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

Can curbside pick up stay a thing after quarantine is done? Asking for moms everywhere that have to deal with kids in car seats #COVID19

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

I see this in my future with Hank😂

[Lane Grindle @lanegrindle]

What if we all put our Christmas lights back up? Then we could get in the car and drive around and look at them. That seems like a fair social distancing activity.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

It was almost spring, but then it was like the weather found out there was a pandemic and decided it should match everyone’s mood ☁️😩

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

As a new mother, I now realize I’ll be spending my life chasing the high that is *the feeling of your infant sleeping on your chest* #nothingbetter

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Happy Thanksgiving Eve, Americans.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

My husband got home from work early, took the baby, and told me to go take a nap. So now I’m in bed staring at photos of my baby.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

Let it be known that my firstborn child smiled at me for the first time tonight...and I have never known a joy like this before 🥰🥰🥰

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

My gestational diabetes journey has mostly consisted of me staring into the abyss with a disgusted look on my face while I eat a cheese stick 🤢

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

Just saw a bug and dropped about a dozen F-bombs trying to kill it, so...obviously, I'm ready to be a mother.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

Unpopular opinion: Your dog is not your child's sibling.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

I’m so offended that my phone’s facial recognition never recognizes me in the morning 😤

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

In the first week since getting my new iPhone I have:
1) accidentally “friended” not one, but TWO people who I didn’t really want to be friends with😐
2) Somehow started paying for a Facebook ad for my business account🙄
#thisscreenistoobig

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

If I could have one superpower: To see a garage sale sign and immediately know if it was going to be worth my time.

[Monica Bee @YoMonicaaa]

All that I’ve been through in this life has not prepared me for how I would feel the first time I felt my child move in my belly 😭