Yo Mumma

Mum, blogger, student, Wonder Woman

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

Jack’s dad aka Mr Toad from Wind and the Willows, was expecting Bella Hadid to walk in #MarriedAtFirstSight

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

Wow @JustEatUK are laughable. My carpet, walls, shoes and very nearly my feet were destroyed due to me being handed a wet bag full of coffee. Resulting in me burning my feet. All they have offered is a refund and now aren’t replying to my DMs.

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

@JustEatUK Hi I’ve messaged you

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

Wow well over a week I’ve waiting for @JustEatUK to get back in touch with me over the face I was delivered food in a wet bag that ripped causing hot coffee to go all over my feet, carpet, walls. Not to mention most of my order was missing, not even a refund. #justeat

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Got any answers for this mouldy rice @AldiUK ?

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Only want Scotland to win for Craiglang @greghemphill96 #StillGame #ScotlandvsEngland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

@cesca_uk Yes 😂😂😂😂😂

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Preach 🤣 always when I’m waiting for a call from the doctor.

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Nobody declines a call faster than a 3 year old watching cartoon on your phone.

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

@cesca_uk All 6 maybe? 🤔

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Can tell your getting older when you get excited about your new lawn mower coming. Sad bastard

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Joshua’s just done a wee on his potty and said ‘It’s yellow, they call me mellow yellooooow’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 3 years of age singing Mellow Yellow 😂

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

@cesca_uk @adambradford78 Queefs, we need to see more queefs!!!!

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

can someone send me parklike presale link please? #Parklifepresale

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Quote of the night ‘Why is Steve dressed like a snooker player?’ #LineofDuty

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Did anyone hear ‘Jizz Handler’? #LineOfDuty

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sunday insomnia hello

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

@_JustAGoodGirl 😂😂😂😂 I keep laughing every time I read it back. Glad I made you laugh 😆

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

I noticed from the start that some of the scenes between David and Louise looked as though they were filmed from above so I thought Adele had hidden cameras 😂 I was so wrong, it was dirty rob stuck to the ceiling 😯 #BehindHerEyes

[Yo Mumma @YoMummaUK]

Can I stick my hair in your mind 🥸

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Can I stick my way in your kebab 😳😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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@Leftysbetta 3 days on I am so confused 😂 I wanted a happy ending 😑