Peter Yang

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

@jennichang honey, have you seen my pager??

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

@jennichang you rang?

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

@jennichang Hell yeah! Mad props. #proudchinesehusband

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

@jennichang @YoPeterYang done and done. But please don't blame your nightmares on me!

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

Steven Alan and I are on this month's episode of Capture. Big thanks to Mark Seliger! http://t.co/slVy7a5pAE

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

Delta terminal LAX, you have outdone yourself. First Lemonade, then Skewers by Morimoto. Damn, son!

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

I can tell I've been on the road too long when I'm trying to make conversation with a valet who's giving me the ol' nod and smile.

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

Just spotted a PT Cruiser in Albuquerque. Breaking Bad come back soon!

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

@jennichang I recommend throwing shit at our house. Oh wait..

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

Why do all mattress salesman act crazy on tv? Does it really sell mattresses?

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

@jennichang the sun is coming soon my dear. I feel it in my loins.

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

No doctors on flight to LAX. Passenger needed help. #MillaJovovich emerged from first class and saved the day. This happened.

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

#Worstthingever, awkward realization you picked up someone else's food at the counter. Put it back down or hand it straight to them?

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

@YoPeterYang: 50 bucks to shoot a machine gun in Vegas? Looking for an ATM.

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

I deem today as Not Peter day. It started with the house red paint graffitied and ended with miso cod on the crotch.

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

Bawling on the plane while watching A Thousand Words. Put on sunglasses to hide the tears. Something is very wrong with me.

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

LA, see you tonight..

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

Dear Gary, you just got a notch cooler in my book.

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

Pulled over doing 95 in a 70 outside San Diego. State trooper gave me warning only. This is what it feels like to be a hot girl?

[Peter Yang @YoPeterYang]

Photographed Tony Romo day he broke up with Jessica Simpson and Drew Brees day he got richest contract in football. Both on my bday. Weird..