Yo-Landi Vi$$er

Trained under the NINJA

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Check this video out -- STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S PIEL http://t.co/JBl3mdd via @youtube

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBYZXLWc_aY

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= smudge face

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http://pitchfork.com/news/39866-die-antword-to-perform-with-aphex-twin-at-london-electronic-dance-fest/

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gonna go cruiz onna boat now in Hamsterham! A mudder fokken boat boy!

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these random strangers in the streets of Munich just came up to me and gave me a rat...

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you naked lying on the pavement you can hardly move you look sexy

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@watkykjy tsy eks vannie kaap ons praat mossie so van spoegie

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Spieg my fokken hol nat

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Saw the Tokoloshi again digging through the rubbish last night in alley way behind Swiss club. Fokken sneaky little demon prawn spooks me.

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@watkykjy het jy my yolandivisser account gebook? want iemand het en hulle se net woorde soos naai daarop en vloek vir ninja! sies!

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ZEF SLANG:
ZAAN=Ciggarette
"Yo homie swing that fokken zaan"

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Fok! touched this uge lizard today in japan! And saw this massive fat white worm that turns into a dragon beatel...

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How does one post pics here on Twitter? Fok I'm getting heavy into this teknology shit...

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in OSAKA! Going shopping cus all da clothes fit me here! Fok!