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Danny Tanner parody account. forever torn between Woke Twitter and Joke Twitter

[yo @Yo_Betch]

Don't stare at the moon too long or else you'll remember that nothing in this world makes sense

[maro @ProofofMaro]

Everyone is a cam girl in the surveillance state

[yo @Yo_Betch]

Don’t bitch when it all goes wrong; start over

[yo @Yo_Betch]

@Apple Explain how this isn’t racism?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i don’t have braincells i just have these guys

[Nein @neincubed]

Is therapy just secularized confession

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[Jesseline @briarrosejess]

the sacred keeps showing up disguised as an ordinary afternoon

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

if you die in toronto you die in real life

[yo @Yo_Betch]

I drove 800 miles in a Rubicon today

[yo @Yo_Betch]

The bottom of an inverted pyramid

[kay. @itsmakinyoucry]

only the moon knows how i truly feel

[trash jones @jzux]

i bring a sort of meep meep energy to the function

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Atheists have no answer for this.

[Witch @witchwounds]

why are the runes always ancient anyone make any new runes recently

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[🧸Robert ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 🧸 @robert_darling_]

They’re both so stupid what’s wrong with them

[angel @angelshit]

To be fully alive is to love the world more than you fear it

[yo @Yo_Betch]

I love that the algorithm knows I have dementia years before I do

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[yo @Yo_Betch]

Me if I was a health inspector: so I have this really cool book on botulism I want to show you.

Me anyways: so I have this really cool book on botulism I want to show you.