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I like long, romantic walks to the airport 🌏

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

There was a 2-3 year period where I was like “imma fuck ‘em up with this sweater vest”. Not one person was fucked up by my sweater vests.

[Bukkake ( Teriyaki’s Version) @ThatYumiMa]

If I hear this at a wedding I’m O-U-T

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Ben Affleck didn’t wait until free agency official started. That’s tampering. The league will investigate

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

*Buyer loses out on 18th house in three months.*

Agent (for the 18th time): "It...just...wasn't... meant...to be?"

[Nathan Vickers @nathanvickers]

Our realtor shared this with us this morning and it’s pretty spot on.

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

Have a great feeling about this upcoming week, hope everyone has their best week of 2021 to date! 🔥

[j. @Yo_Jotti]

@HeezyDaBeast Hell to the naw naww nawwww 😳

[B-Side Billy @KHARMA__]

This might be the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard

[j. @Yo_Jotti]

Dogs are theee best man

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

He was ready to get it popping 😂😭

[Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda]

Yeaaaaah... Twitter is never gonna stop reminding Brits that they eat loose beans for breakfast after this interview.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Me telling Oprah everybody who was being mean and racist in the palace:

[Kelsey @notorious_KRG]

what is the best acting you've ever seen? Ok I’ll start

[Build wealth, not credit TM @BKFUniversity]

Meanwhile in Texas

[ryan @Sir_cadian]

Crazy, @kylekuzma @rihanna @GretaThunberg @TeamJuJu have done more for the farmers with their platforms than @KamalaHarris who is an elected official who ran on the platform of being south Asian.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

why aren’t we talking about this?! #FarmersProtest https://t.co/obmIlXhK9S

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

Y'all take astrology too seriously but scorpios are clearly superior and you hate it.