WhispersInCode

with whatever Whenever♟️

[. @PullUpPanda]

So when you call corporate , you think you’re speaking directly with the CEO ?

[C @galac_2]

ain't no way God thinks I'm this strong bro

[m @skitzocat]

to fuck around is human, to find out is divine

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me asf:

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

The sacrifices of a man are called ‘romantic gestures’. The sacrifices of a woman are tagged ‘slavery’.

[redrum @griffisu]

girls will go on a date with you knowing full well her ex is driving around trying to find and kill you both

[ຸ @ChicagoBoy7G]

once them knack person babe, them go dey look the guy like say na him no wise whereas no be hin fault, na the babe decide to be useless.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[DKLS. @do_kols]

Quand tu parles avec une fille et qu’elle dit un truc qui te fait réaliser qu’elle pourra jamais être ta meuf

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*tracks down her father’s killer, shoots hundreds of his body guards

Female actor on reaching the real killer:

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

“Men are supposed to lead”

- a bitch that don’t listen

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Oversleeping is my go-to coping mechanism. If I’m sleeping more than usual, I’m probably going through something

[autist @litteralyme0]

I hate when people assume you haven't been through shit jus because ur not a miserable loser with a victim mentality

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

My intentions for you are pure but i still want to see you naked.

[Ethereal♡ @Lilys_verses]

Reading a book in public is only performative to people that don’t read books

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

“do you smoke?”
non smokers: “no”
cig smokers: “yes”
weed smokers: “smoke what?”

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut the f*ck up for a while?

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I really wanna experience traveling with someone I’m in love with.

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

“My cotton field is better than yours 😂”