Lasse Jørgensen

[Lasse Jørgensen @Yo_lasse]

Nu skal du være stærk! 😷😒 #giftvedførsteblik

[Lasse Jørgensen @Yo_lasse]

Rizc deler gaver ud... og MÅSKE et lille tweet fra Neymar? #DR3CS @rizcgg

[Lasse Jørgensen @Yo_lasse]

The New MVP!! #DR3CS
@rizcgg

[Lasse Jørgensen @Yo_lasse]

#valgamok

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

what if ghosts only moan all the time because they're constantly having spooky little orgasms

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

My book is still on sale by the way

Spoiler alert..........I die

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Can the next person who dies bring up some AAA batteries

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

The most annoying thing about the last supper was that we had to split the bill even though I didn't have a starter

[Esben Bjerre Hansen @EsbenBjerre]

nogle gange kan man godt finde det gode humør frem igen, også selvom man lige var blevet helt rasende #MonteCarloDR3

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

pls stop talking about 5 seconds of summer like that's a thing that actually exists

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

probably the coolest OS is Windows 95

[Lasse Jørgensen @Yo_lasse]

@pewdiepie Check out this awesome Danish iOS game! It's about jumping on bubbles! Hard but fun! https://t.co/Ei0JM0ukA2

#BubbleHopPop

[Lasse Jørgensen @Yo_lasse]

"@mnrART: My first game #BubbleHopPop is now on the iOS appstore! https://t.co/UZS7oJRYY3 https://t.co/Ei0JM0ukA2 #HYPE !"

Go download now

[Ane Cortzen @Ane_B_Cortzen]

'En mand, der var blevet træt af at brystvorterne hoppede når han børstede tænder'. Det kan også være forstyrrende. #ibyen

[Lasse Jørgensen @Yo_lasse]

"@theblackkeys: The Black Keys are headlining @NorthSide_DK in Denmark in June 2015. NS15 er et must nu!

[Rosita Servidor @RositaServidor]

It’s more useful for you that someone intelligent critique you, than for a fool to praise you.

[Lasse Jørgensen @Yo_lasse]

@mnrART publish it!!!

[Lasse Jørgensen @Yo_lasse]

@chrishaho @chriscolfer me like!

[Marzia Kjellberg @MarziaPie]

Draw me like one of your french girls. http://t.co/NoiFZdEP4Q

[Henriette Stisen @HenrietteStisen]

Metroens køligste passager. Nogensinde. Move over, Psy...