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HAPPY #NationalGirlfriendDay to both my gfs

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

“babe you’re not a samurai”

literally me:

[PCP @Idiedin2018]

type shit

[ELLA @n06ara]

how about you gojo geto yourself a job

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Me when my gf asks me to peel her an orange

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

us if we were two oranges

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

This could be a Fortnite squad in a few years

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Nah this is actually so crazy

[Unjected Official @unjected]

Find your forever Unjected person – completely free for women.
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George Clooney was an insurance agent?? Damn so basically that makes ME George Clooney 😼

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Here is George Clooney response after Trump accused him of being a "Hollywood elite."

"Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so I’d have a tie to go on job interviews. I grew up understanding what it was like to not have health insurance for eight years.

So this idea that I’m somehow the “Hollywood elite” and this guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable.

People in Hollywood, for the most part, are people from the Midwest who moved to Hollywood to have a career. So this idea of “coastal elites” living in a bubble is ridiculous. Who lives in a bigger bubble?

He lives in a gold tower and has twelve people in his company. He doesn’t run a corporation of hundreds of thousands of people he employs and takes care of. He ran a company of twelve people!

When you direct a film you have seven different unions all wanting different things, you have to find consensus with all of them, and you have to get them moving in the same direction.

He’s never had to do any of that kind of stuff. I just look at it and I laugh when I see him say “Hollywood elite.” Hollywood elite? I don’t have a star on Hollywood Boulevard, Donald Trump has a star on Hollywood Boulevard! Fuck you!"

- George Clooney

actor, philanthropist, humanitarian & activist

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Glizzy Overdrive is crazy 💀

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Bro this is so crazy 😭

[s @superskrong]

just left jollibee

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Las Vegas rapper who allegedly kept his kids in cages & beat them posted pics of cash & flashy cars

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So… do I still got to work tomorrow??

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Breaking: Former US Intelligence agent David Grusch, while testifying to Congress in the UFO hearings, just scared the crap out of me.

The idea of UFOs and aliens isn’t frightening to me, but the idea that they could exist and that they could be trying to harm humanity is very concerning.

I’ll probably have nightmares for the next 3 months now.

Do you think that alien life would be a threat to humanity? Why or why not?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Former U.S. intelligence official David Grusch claims under oath that aliens exist and that the U.S. government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies 🤯👽

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Shit wasn’t even good 🙄

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Gotta report him to the DMV 😭