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Chelsea F.C | LIABLE for what I say, not what you understand. | NEO is the SOUL that JAZZed my Musical World. Let's Talk Football/Soccer

[Yoga J @YogaJerryEO]

@Kenny_kyp I have remembered kulikuwa na this episode enye Nema na Kanjo walianza crackdown ya Noise Pollution, Majei akasema ati "Ata Kucheka Itakuwa Ngori round hii, itabidii tu tumevibrate" halafu he demonstrated. 😂😂😂😂

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Fucking crying at the laugh he does immediately after saying it.

[Kenya Police Service @PoliceKE]

Did you know you don't always have to go to the cells for a minor traffic offense

​Under Section 116 of the Traffic Act, an officer has the legal power to issue you a Notice to Attend Court (NTAC) instead of arresting you or towing your car on the spot. This official document acts as a formal court summons, allowing you to drive away and continue your day safely.

​The condition is simple: you must present yourself to the designated traffic court at the exact date and time written on the slip. By law, this notice must be served to you within 14 days of the alleged offense.

​Just don't ignore it! Because it carries the weight of a court summons, skipping your date automatically triggers a warrant of arrest.

​ #RoadSafety #UtumishiKwaWote

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has given Kenya more than 10 conditions before it can access the next round of loans.

Here are 10 of the main conditions explained in simple terms.

Thread below:

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

But kijana wetu wa skates alikua anaenda Cairo na boda. We watch.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ruto lies all the time. He's now saying he met with the Owner of AI

[Elliot Guillett 🟦 @ElliotGCFC]

Everything happens for a reason 😎

[SIR CHUCHO 🎖️ @SirChucho]

New Meme Unlocked 🔓

[MaX Holding @XCouncillor]

Ndindi Nyoro decided to be busy on voting day.... But always have time for useless media pressers 😂😂

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

"They came to us and requested to host Ebola Patients. We gave them some 375 million dollars and they were so happy. Ebola is very dangerous."~ President Donald Trump.

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[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

G 7.

President @WilliamsRuto

[Michael @JaMtoka]

GoK and EPRA

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Knowing that midget, he might go ahead and drop a brace or hattrick against Algeria

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Jamaa wetu ndio aliambiwa apande ceiling apige picha kama anataka loan ingine?

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

David Maraga: Fellow Kenyans, this is my personal pledge to you. I will not steal from you. I will not allow my family or friends to steal from you... If we succeed in confronting impunity and recovering stolen assets, we will reduce the cost of living.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😡 "Shut up!"

🔵 "You were a part of the issue!"

Troy Deeney slates Marc Cucurella amid Real Madrid transfer!

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

Arteta already thinking on how to buy those Cape Verde defenders

[Geist @TysonCreme]

If you’re good, you go to Madrid. If you’re shit, you go to Arsenal.

But you only leave after winning with us.

[SHAYEE 𒀭 @tiier_1st]

Mark Goldberg 🗣️ "I don’t know whether Chelsea fans are going to agree with me on this, but this is football. We’re entitled to opinions. I personally think, with Enzo Fernández, Chelsea are better off without him.

He was at Benfica, and he probably should have stayed there a little bit longer, but he pushed for the move halfway through the season. Now he’s at Chelsea, and towards the end of the season, he’s messing about, saying he wants to go to Real Madrid.

I know a lot of footballers are like that, and I think Enzo Fernández is a good footballer, but let him go to Real Madrid.

With these types of players, as fans, you want players who want to wear your shirt. And he doesn’t want to wear a Chelsea shirt anymore, does he?

You can create an issue out of it, or you can say, “You know what? Off you go for £100 million.” #NG67