Lyndsey Roper

Things I love in my life: friends, family, knowledge, yoga, butterflies, dancing, laughter, deep discussions, dos equis, puppies, sports, & Zach Roper

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

The people complaining about the criticism of TPUSA’s tantrum of a show should have been prepared for this. It was foolish to try to rival the Super Bowl’s appeal. But to claim it was all to celebrate America in a more patriotic way… sorry but you lost on all counts.

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

It’s not true that all Republicans are racists, but it is true that White Supremacists and Neo-Nazis and Christian Nationalists are all Republicans. If they feel safe in that party because it reflects their ideals, then it stands to reason that Republicans also are ok with it.

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

My first post here in over a year… just came to say ahhh this is the first time I have had hope since we found out the election results last year and it feels swell! Grabbing my popcorn and deciding if I should gloat to all of the people who supported Trump or take the high road

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

Stay tuned for the second American civil war. Let’s see if we survive it.

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

I’m glad this wasn’t true

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

No one will wish me a happy Mother's Day. Likely ever. And I'm ok with that. I have many other things to celebrate in my life. #loveyoumom

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

This is also still true

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

Another month of not being able to pay all of our bills… why did I think getting a doctorate degree would allow me to live comfortably?

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

This is still true today

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

I swear, are the chiefs even good or believe in their talent to win games? It seems like they just wait for a flag after every play because more times than not they get it, especially if it’s to benefit Mahomes. #suckitchiefs

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

My fucking senile dog just woke up from her coma nap in the living room, came into our bedroom & peed on some clothes on the floor disoriented & thinking she was outside. Made eye contact with me throughout. Couldn’t be bothered after when I was like Cuna what the absolute fuck?!

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

The only thing worse than being past my due date is the people constantly asking me if I’m still pregnant or if I’m ready to have this baby 🙄🤬😭

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

Why the fuck am I still pregnant? This takes a different level of patience to wait each day past 40 weeks. Again. With no end in sight. I’m going insane.

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

Nothing like being 40 weeks pregnant buying beer for your husband. I feel the need to explain myself to the cashier, like don’t worry it’s not for me, it’s for this freeloading alcoholic infant. #joking #awkward

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

My husband has been waiting for 2 1/2 years for his mountain lion rug. The taxidermist had been dicking him around for months saying he was about to mail it. I get on the phone and leave him a stern voicemail and he proceeds to mail it that day. #getyourwifeonthecase

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

Rehab- the only salaried position that you have to make up hours not worked or you have to take PTO or unpaid time off for not seeing a patient.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Atheists Day should be a day for believers to stop and ask themselves why?

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

Will someone please tell me what happens if you out-pizza the hut? It seems like either a challenge or a warning.

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

I have the most unhelpful talent of picking the slowest checkout line. Every time. Even if I switch midway through when one is moving quicker. I always get it wrong.

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

It’s wild how I’m middle class with a doctorate degree, full time employment with decent benefits & I’m considering having a home birth only to avoid the astronomical cost & debt associated with having a baby at a hospital & no paid maternity leave following. #middleclasspoverty

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

It must be a requirement for someone to take a dirty shit in Walmart every hour because it always smells like fresh poop every time I use the bathroom there.

[Lyndsey Roper @Yoga_Butterfly]

And there is absolutely no dog you can 100% trust with a child. Never. Don’t risk the potential deadly consequences with the ones who can maul them. Unless you value your dog’s life over your child’s.