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for all your demotivational poster needs

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Trying to get another MBA. My first one (Massive Bodacious Ass) “isn’t recognized as a legitimate qualification for a job at this company”

Will keep you guys posted.

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Facebook is the only one who really gets me

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Eating cloves of garlic whole

Pros: Makes you fucking vampire proof
Cons: Heartburn

Decide for yourselves folks but I think the answer is clear

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Just thinking about movies where someone pours water into the sick/unconscious guy’s mouth while he’s laying down, then he wakes up coughing and trying to get up so they act all surprised and say “take it easy, lay back down” like they didn’t just almost drown him

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Anybody ever feel like you’re funny just bc you send other people’s funny tweets to your friends?

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

@Gootman4 @tide Fuckin nobody needs that much detergent

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Couponers are scum. I’d rather be known for running over neighborhood dogs than for holding up the line at Kroger using coupons to get 9 gallons of @tide at $2 off

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Does anybody else feel like google maps gets mad at you when you miss a turn

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

I’m starting to think I might not live to be 130

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Working on writing a cookbook called “100 Meals to Cook With Your Spouse Before They Divorce You”

I’ll keep you all updated.

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Everybody is out here talking about the pentagon saying UFOs are real but like why are you guys getting your news from a shape

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

If I were a knight my name would be Phallus Risenbone

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

F1 is not a sport

It’s called Forza Motorsport 3 not Forza Sport 3

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

My finishing college this week proves that you can really achieve anything if your family has money

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

@scienceshitpost the science of marketing in one diagram

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

*me as a waiter*

customer: hey you forgot to put pickles on this

me: *reaching into my pocket* oh yeah sorry, i got you

[James @CaucasianJames]

being old will suck but only wearing hawaiin shirts won’t

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

Fuck dude did you just spill my fuckin keystone

[el oso @Yoitsunoso]

You can’t convince me that professors wear pants during zoom classes