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@tj_calkins @dejanjurisic @blockchainchick They should try taxing drug dealers and buyers on every cash transaction. 😂

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Our investments are at the mercy of how one man breathes today on camera!

Bitcoin is the solution!

[Yoke Tax @YokeTax]

Texas is only two letters away from being called Taxes 😅

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Tomorrow is national stay at home with your pjs and drink coffee all day.

It’s nothing official. I just made it up. Tell the others.

[Yoke Tax @YokeTax]

I’m really glad I learned about trigonometry instead of how to do taxes. It really came in handy this trigonometry season.

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They should stop calling it a refund when we overpaid all year

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No, I’m sorry. You can’t claim your coworkers on your tax form as medical expenses. We can’t help it if they’re crazy and drive you nuts.

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Having no kids is all fun and games until tax season comes around and you get $900 back while the lady with three kids just went and bought herself a helicopter

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Them tax jokes disappeared faster than the money did 🤣

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I wonder if I can claim the federal government as a dependent on this year’s federal taxes?

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I’ve got 1099 problems but doing taxes ain’t one

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I wish the time I spent complaining about taxes was tax deductible

[Yoke Tax @YokeTax]

Y’all are out here worrying about Valentine’s Day, I’m just trying to file my taxes correctly

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People have always named children after expensive things like Dior, Mercedes, Chanel… next year watch out for names like Electric, Gas, Oil, Eggs

[Yoke Tax @YokeTax]

Government: you owe us money

Me: how much?

Government: you have to figure that out

Me: so I just pay what I want?

Government: we know exactly how much you owe, but you have to guess that number too

Me: and what if I’m wrong?

Government: you go to prison

[Yoke Tax @YokeTax]

It’s called gross pay because it’s absolutely disgusting to see what you could have made

[Yoke Tax @YokeTax]

Just a reminder that you still have plenty of time to do your taxes at the last minute

[Yoke Tax @YokeTax]

I want to meet someone who makes me half as excited as I get going to
Buc-ee’s ❤️

[Yoke Tax @YokeTax]

FREE MARRIAGE TIP:

Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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Wanna see something scary?

Swap the E and the A in Texas