André Jan Merts

Perhaps there is only one cardinal sin: Impatience. Because of impatience we were driven out of Paradise, because of impatience we cannot return -- Franz Kafka

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@TerribleMaps I would be worried about them being able to stand up to dictators...seems like they would be easily cowed.

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@DrainBamager To be fair Jey Uso's gimmick would flop in AEW since it relies on crowd interaction.

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@RichardsonPudge @heel_ucey The feeling is restored! (just like every other week baybay)

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@Vick_8122 This man must live off of the Melt(zer) downs

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@CsabaSzekely7 @TerribleMaps Why is Groke there instead of Moomin? Groke gave every Afrikaans child nightmares and trauma in the 90s. Moomin is love

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

Based on current Trending topics...the person likely to replace Joe Biden can be Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama or Brock Lesnar. #JoeBiden #joever

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

After 6 years we have finally avenged Pewdiepie 🥹

[DuneInfo @DuneInfo]

When people ask me what today's date is.

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@jevanshistory @lincoln927 Does Voldemort refer to Chris Benoit? (He who must not be named)

[Dragon Ball Perfect Shots @DBPerfectShots]

Today is the only day you can retweet this! Happy Piccolo Day!

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@SpazPhoenix @brookie6852 He is literally deaging and putting on muscle. It's almost like a non toxic work environment brings out a better side of people.

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@TennProg2003 Is dit nie 'n Afrikaanse koerant nie? Dit lyk nie Nederlands nie.

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

I did it boys. The male fantasy is real. #Persona3Reload

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Communism was always a terrible ideology but at least Communists in the '20s were serious people who wanted to industrialize and build factories in the Soviet Union instead of ridiculous dorks who thought they could feed a commune with 2 hours of low-stress hobby farming per day

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@westerosies I am still mad

[Kevin DeAnna @VDAREJamesK]

Wild how it went from cultural force to totally irrelevant and forgotten because of one bad season.

But deserved. It was that bad.

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@AEW_Blog @davemeltzerWON ...they are so so bad at talking. Almost as painfully choreographed and fake looking as their matches

[𝔞 𝔦𝔯𝔞 @iradoamor]

I cant even tell you how fuckin funny this shit is lmaoo #WrestleMania

[André Jan Merts @YoloBasedAJ]

@davemeltzerWON Always remember dave lies win a sprint but the truth always dominates in a marathon