Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium

nobody ever reads changelogs

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[Aaron A. Glenn @networkservice]

risk analysis done right

[Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium @YoloNoc]

OH: "Fuck for TBit/s"

[Nick Russo @nickrusso42518]

Typing "dsl bras" into Google was a mistake.

[Thomas King @thking]

MMR = Money Making Room

[CL__AN @Cl__An]

Würde mal sagen der Kühlt nicht mehr 😳
@PCsfueralle

[Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium @YoloNoc]

I am proud to announce to have been hired as CTO of Twitter, in charge of eliminating the duplicate redundancies and making sure our infrastructure is cut down to 20% by next week.

(Also, of course, this shitshow is funny but we will move to mastodon also soon)

[Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium @YoloNoc]

@DrPeering @molly0xFFF Let's split the earnings on this idea!

[Dr. Peering @DrPeering]

@YoloNoc @molly0xFFF Crazy! Next you’ll be recommending that RIRs charge $8/month to mark a route as verified! New BGP attribute “blue tick”.

[Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium @YoloNoc]

@fl0h0ff Did you mean: Management ?

[Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium @YoloNoc]

Engineerless Engineering

https://t.co/z78koYi4hb

[Jens Link @QuuxBerlin]

@YoloNoc Ah du sattelst auf professionelle Netzwerkinstallationen um. Gut. Da liegt die Zukunft!

[Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium @YoloNoc]

Yes boss, the switch is installed! it's protected!

[Christian Huber @glob3x]

Nur falsche Sticker.

[Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium @YoloNoc]

Neue Business - Idee:

Ausgediente Hand-desinfektions-spender neu befüllen mit Sekunden Kleber für die spontane -Aktion #mitderzeitgehen

[Ian Adams @NetEng_Ian]

@Emirage6 We all reduce administration of switched networks down here...

[Cody Blakeney @code_star]

I decided to turn my error into an image with stable diffusion. That seems about right.