I used to think pokemon players had a huge following bc they’re so good at the game, but yall gave me almost 5k followers for just talking #beastmode#NoCompetitiveProwess
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
@shinyporygon2 I double moisturize‼️ One for hydration and repair (CeraVe) and another for scent (can be any, as long as skin isn’t sensitive to it !!!!!!!)
I love my wife, but if you accept the label of “wife guy” online, a Mesopotamian wind demon is summoned that causes you to abandon your career and family for the dumbest reasons imaginable.