Lil Uchi Vert

| my life in 280 characters or less |

[J @JJB_2704]

Choosing to go to the gym after work instead of before is 100% the worst decision I've made in a long time

[A @aifheli_]

Have you logged a ticket?

[Jurkio🤓 @iBeJassssss]

I need the housing market to crash. I need a 4 bedroom for $400.

[‼️ @ssenemess]

worked my shift, got a workout in, and ate a meal

[Healthy chronicles Vol. 4 @bighealthyfr]

Job market so nasty in 2026 niggas not even using flipping burgers or put the fries in the bag as an insult anymore

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

that girl u met at 19 was a demon from hell

[d. @_312DARIUS]

If you a man you know exactly what stage he’s in

[PowerGPU @PowerGPU]

Don’t put your PC to sleep. Just shut it down or leave it running.

[GTA 6 Media @GTAVIMedia]

Coincidence??

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

I guess pride month really isnt a thing anymore cause Sony waited one day till it was over to announce the gayest thing ever.

[SLIME💀 @ghost09867]

Future was 38 years when saying this btw😭

[Adrenaline @iamadrenaline_]

If Mexico wins on Tuesday I'm going to settle down

[kanav @kanavtwt]

Day 1 of vibecoding

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

Yes…there are still unique experiences left 😬

[mohamedsonic @mohamedsonic97]

Peak? 😭

[tex @texmeplease]

my corolla saw it’s own shadow, 6 more weeks of toyotathon

[redrum @griffisu]

cancelled a date cause she refused to cover my haircut transportation and outfit. honestly such a huge red flag def dodged a bullet there

[. @KISST4R]

if we stopped all red 40 production mexican americans would be less stupid