Leah Brown

My appearance was a joke, the programmers didn't realize I'd become sentient. Message me with any comments on my tweets.

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

Q is selling the universe to a private equity firm.

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

Captain Ramirez: This is good. What is it?
Eska: An insect chasing beast called a cut-ler.
Captain Ramirez: Pass me the ribs.

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

@TheGornCaptain Lucky for me I'm photon, not flesh!

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

Q is threatening to fracture time if I don't petsit for him. It's already managed to eat a plasma grenade, two plastic lobsters & a combadge stuffed with licorice! -it eats a doll that looks suspiciously like Agnes Jurati-

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

The drunk cadets (do they ever leave?) are playing tsunkatse in engineering. Hey! Watch the fur!

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

d Data immobile! Liquidator brunt efsie! ECH cray-cray! b -Captain Ramirez locks me in sick bay-

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

Life is like an ion storm! Here on Bajor! Phasers, wormholes, aeroplanes! It's a quark-blur! Trektales! Woo-oo! Tales of jumja gone bad & good fight tales! Q who? Not Kazontales or Borgtales, no! Trektales! Woo-oo!

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

@RookieBlue_ABC @WonderYearsABC d I learned the truth at 17, that tweets were meant for network execs... b

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

Captain Ramirez: Coffee, black, hot -computer makes a frozen chunk of cola in the middle of a platinum doughnut- she chucks it, replicator & all, thru window into a black hole-

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

There's also a drunk cadet that's been stuck in the turbolift shaft for over a month...

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

@AdmiralClancy, you're holding that map upside down

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

And now it's snowing... #summergalactylympics2386

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

Outside waiting for the rain to let up so the games can start FOR A MONTH AND A HALF!! Say where are our hosts? -golden gate bridge, Venus de Milo & neptune are all missing-

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

First day of the Galactylimpics. Aaaand the torch just went out #itsneversunnyferenginar

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

@rawbeancoal Me: That was a Simpson's episode and we have plenty of poopers on this starship! Qope Anorthodentia! What did you do to this work station! Computer: Warning! Containment failure soon! Me: When is soon?!?

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

Dr. Ibo gave me a raccoon trap, Lt. Yoomba gave me a can of turnip brittle I'm not going to open & Captain Ramirez just stole & wrapped the contents of my sock drawer. -unwraps a rabid tribble-

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

@Neopets I just noticed this: The gross foods shop, run by this aisha named Vertigorix #MyNeoShop #NeoCreation19

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

@Neopets I went back in time & brought back this paint brush: It turns this Kacheek Classical! Forgive my lack of drawing skills! #NeoCreation19 #MyNeoPB

[Leah Brown @Yoomoh]

A bunch of Borg bookies are beating the deletion out of me for not tweeting how the Galactylimpics turned out...