YorksMeaningofLiff

The Yorkshire Meaning of Liff -A dictionary of things there should be words for ('liffs'). Written by Joe Moorwood. Introduced by John Lloyd. Order the book now

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Yokenthwaite (n.) The egg-smeared residue on a plate after a good fry up, traditionally mopped up with a piece of bread.

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Burton Fleming (n.) A pellet of saliva accidentally released during an animated conversation that lands on the person you’re talking to.

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Rievaulx (n.) The rare gift of being able to outstare an expressionless old Frenchman.

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Knife Point (n.) The point in a bad novel when the reader suspects they’re not going to finish it.

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Leavening (ptpcl.v.) Working out when to set off to catch a flight.

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Lelley (n.). The waft of a duvet after breaking wind in bed.

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Lelley (n.). The waft of a duvet after breaking wind in bed.

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Noblethorpe (n.) One who lets the bartender know it's not their turn to be served and kindly points out the ignored patron in front of them.

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Shafton (n.) One who blithely overtakes a long line of queuing drivers and then successfully cuts into the required lane at the last moment.

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Leeming (ptpcl.v.) Squeezing the trigger on a fuel pump in little bursts, in an attempt to get as close as possible to a round number on the digital screen.

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Timble (v.) To remove skid marks on a toilet basin by urinating on them: a practical solution or a game, depending on circumstances.

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Acaster Malbis (n.) The only character to appear in both Star Wars and Harry Potter.

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Yarm (n.) The small amount of liquid remaining in your glass that prompts the bar staff to ask if it’s dead.

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Leeming (ptpcl.v.) Squeezing the trigger on a fuel pump in little bursts, in an attempt to hit a round number on the dial.