Mphalme♟️

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[Mphalme♟️ @YoshMphalme]

@RabbitTheKing Opened a Gaming Room in Kitengela, Red Heron Mall
My contacts - 0748463221

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Ugali mayai has signed a new contract valid till December 23rd 2026. The club legend who had been sidelined for a few days by chapati is back in the squad and will be making back to back appearances

[Mphalme♟️ @YoshMphalme]

@AokoOtieno_

[Mphalme♟️ @YoshMphalme]

@damzychillin Garnacho

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

rejecting someone because of their friend group is a valid reason.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I think the hardest part about chasing your dream is trying to understand whether God is giving you signs to stop or testing your faith to keep going.

[B… @branmattic]

“U got all the hoes” first of all don’t call them that.

[PaPa J 𝕏 @joshweltt]

“Because I don’t have money” is a valid reason to decline an outing.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

Loving a woman more than she loves you is bleeding next to a shark.

[Mphalme♟️ @YoshMphalme]

HEAVEN

[𝕏𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕣 ℕ𝕘𝕦𝕪𝕖𝕟 @FeelsZen]

The goal is?

[PaPa J 𝕏 @joshweltt]

shoutout to low maintenance friends, the ones you don't talk to for months but there's nothing but love when you meet up.

[𐌀𐌍𐌕Ꝋ𐋅 @AntohSZN]

Huku nje mna-treat relationships zenyu kama military training. Too serious, too strict, no wonder your partners tap out early.

[Mphalme♟️ @YoshMphalme]

@weehmzeee Na maji vuguvugu😂😂

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

Everyone looks happy until you have a deep conversation with them.

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

People are struggling hapa nje financially and mentally so mtu akinyamaza usidhani amekucut off hali si hali kwake

[Mphalme♟️ @YoshMphalme]

Don't watch your homies' pocket thinking you deserve sum

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Another fine day without "niambie ukweli na usinidanganye".

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

Grace ya God, connections, upendo wa mzazi and a supportive partner 🕯️ 🕯️

[Mphalme♟️ @YoshMphalme]

@KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care what's happening we cannot buy electricity tokens..... It has been 2 hours now!!

[JAREER @scar_mkadinali]

Bro amejituma ako kazini anaisaka
But anajua bibi yake anafanya nini Naivasha???
#MZIZA