i got outed as trans to my grandmother and her response was “oh well that makes sense, your father used to have sex with men for heroin so it runs in your genes”
LL Cool J says Jay Z is a sensitive mofo! No wonder why that nigga paying hair stylist to do press conferences and say his hair is real, but we know it ain’t. THE JIG IS UP, but so is THE WIG! 😭🤣
Fat Joe on the Knicks’ finals run: “I seen Hasidic Jews break dancing with Black kids. This is the greatest unification of the city since 9/11” (@krispursiainen)
iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.