University Bitch

who cares?

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

#HowIMetMyBestfriend we met at the bar, her name is Vodka. I realize how pathetic this is.

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

we got your visa bill................

#TextLikeYourMom

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

stop calling home drunk #TextLikeYourMom

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

Get out of the basement and find a summer job #TextLikeYourMom

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

I need a new roommate, but as soon as anybody sees my liquor bottle collection - theyre scared right off

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

It's so pathetic when I spend all my money on heels then only wear flats out #ImDelusional

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

So how much does housing at university SUCK. Where's mom and dad's comfy suburban home when you need it #UGH

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

I wish there was a pill I could take to get me drunk... shots just aren't pleasurable #DrunkGirlProbs #UniLife

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT #SORRYGUYS

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

#ThoughtsDuringSchool Why the fuck did I even bother coming to this class?

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

#ThoughtsDuringSchool Have I hooked up with that guy before?

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

#FiveThingsIFindAttractive 1.Tattoos 2.Hockey Players 3.Football Players 4. Playas and 5. Guys that buy me drinks

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

I am not cut out for exams #GetMeVodka

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

Let's see what my cheating scum bag ex and his loving new girlfriend he chose over me have been up to on twitter lately :)

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

You think I'm a bitch? Ha. You should meet my friends

[Dez @Desjardins13]

Retweet if you tried to convince your ten yr old cousin to drink alcohol today

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

PMS actually stands for "Purchase More Shoes"

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

#BlackFriday ended up being a lot more like #BlackOut Friday.

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

Wednesdays suck but at least tomorrow is [Thirsty] Thursday

[University Bitch @YouAtCollege]

I'm just going to hang around my house all day until it's time to dress up in my slutty bar clothes and get blackout wasted #Delicious