Colman Betler

University of Arkansas ASG Chair of Senate and other less impressive things

[Colman Betler @YouBetler]

@clarbusta First, they came for Hog Haus, and I did not speak out because I didn’t like Hog Haus.
Then, they came for Waffle House, and I did not speak out, because they replaced it with cookies.
Then, they came for Taco Bell, and there was nobody lef— oh wait there might be a Torchys??

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @ykmaj6]

a cold room at night & a cold room in the mornings are 2 different colds 😭😭

[kail 𓀿 @subrosa_dumbass]

babe what do you want to eat?

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When do we get to come out of the matrix. It’s obviously broken and malfunctioning.

[STAT @statnews]

BREAKING: Trump announces that U.S. is terminating its relationship with the World Health Organization. Story to come.

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@Barsotti_tara 👀

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@KatelynCollison Dude I was so close to putting that on there, lil nas x too. Had to go for universal appeal

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Is it too soon to call that when all the people post their "Spotify Year in Review" on instagram, 3 of the top 5 will Kacey Musgraves, Travis Scott, and Post Malone.

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Honestly just trying to get through my 20’s without doing anything too cringey

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Sitting here waiting for @LilNasX to drop the Old Town Road Kidz Bop Remix

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

2 am conversations at Waffle House are what true relationships are built on.

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I’ve never related to someone else more in my life

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Nobody:

People with pollen allergies: *sneezes*

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@jpgairhan @RazorbackMBB You’re sleeping on the baseball team

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@UARKBrokeThings Bet

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Venmo is the new Twitter.

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Saltines are the most underrated cracker and it’s not even close

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The All-Star Special is only $7.50, but the “Delicious Duo” from insomnia is $6.45. Fayetteville we made a mistake... don’t @ me

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The biggest betrayal since Paul switched to Sprint

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I feel 100x more like I have my life together when I can get somewhere without having to use directions

[paddington stan account @adriyoung]

So my family plays White Elephant with a twist: you have to challenge someone to a mini game if you want to steal their gift... With a huge family it gets out of hand pretty quick.
A thread of our games: