Big Dumb Idiot, Esq.

I measure myself against others by height. Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things #Survivor

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

To anyone thinking “he’s better than this” I clearly am not

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

Fortune cookies originate from Japan and were popularized in San Francisco in the early 20th century

[Marsha Blackburn @VoteMarsha]

It doesn’t take a fortune cookie to figure it out…

As your governor, I’ll continue to work with President Trump to STOP Communist China and PROTECT Tennessee land.

[Bridgestone Golf @bridgestonegolf]

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To celebrate his John Deere Classic victory, we’re giving away:

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To enter:
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[Skratch @Skratch]

Interviews with 19 sources reveal two incidents of lewd language and unwanted advances by Phil Mickelson, and the behavior that led to his departure from two additional golf clubs.

@alanshipnuck reports: https://t.co/328mrTbK7M

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

NEW YORK, NEW YORK 🏆

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

Man I thought Frank Ntilikina and Kevin Knox were going to have this moment. Wasn’t sure I’d ever actually see the day #knickstape

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

Greatest game I’ve ever watched #knickstape

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

#ExcommunicatePope

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

This is domestic terrorism

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sunday now shapes up as a game between Bengals QB Jake Browning vs. Vikings QB Carson Wentz.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

Best dogs in the world, weirdness and all

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Big smiles today watching Redd run on the same beach Otis did years ago. We have been lucky to know the love of Ridgebacks.

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

Dude kicked me and like 5 other people in my law school class out of the Facebook group he was an admin of because we pointed out that he kept using it to market his twitch streams and talk about his personal life instead of just posting memes

[hell is empty and all the posters are here @SharksOnCouches]

My favorite part of the loloverruled priv leaks are that you can see his narcissism taking over his brain in real time like the green goblin mask. A supersized ego spurred entirely by the rush of being a niche internet microceleb that started from modding a law school meme group

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

This was then followed by him comparing himself favorably to Emperor Palpatine and saying that he should have ultimate power over the group to kick out anyone whose opinion he disagreed with

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

This lot didn't even manage 12 months.

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

Said it for a long time now but the USPS easily has the best uniform of any governmental agency. Just insane drip

[🎈Baleb @King_Pen_]

Made my coworkers take my pics 😭

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Opening Day?

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

The sound of bowling pins being knocked over is one of the most beautiful noises on earth

[Big Dumb Idiot, Esq. @YouCanCalMeCMin]

Say what you will about his time in office but we can take 2 things from this video: 1) he’s got that shit on and 2) he would strike out Timothee Chalamet on 3 straight pitches

[Braves on TBS @BravesOnWTBS]

1995 World Series, Game 6

Former President Jimmy Carter
throws out the first pitch.