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[JER @YouCannotRelate]

did The Woah Challenge with my grandma 😀❗️

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

nawwwww but PAPER STRAWS is wild, like forreal Paper Straws like a Straw that is Paper gotta be Top Ten Dumbest societal intellectual decay & mental complacency Moments of our lifetime...

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

mf’s be like, “suicide is Never the answer”
.... bro you ain’t even tried@it thoooO 😂🤣🤣

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

i spend entire movie-long lengths of time mindlessly scrolling thru Netflix & Hulu & Prime just for me to inevitably give up and then start watching 2007 replica g-shock reviews on YouTube just to feel something. 😔

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

you think i give a damn about a grammy?

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

early summer depression... can't tell if it's the body keeping score or is it just that time of the year when my ex gets tan again and i proceed to replay all of my past wrongdoings until im a quivering heap

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

i hate when a stranger walks up to my stank attitude ass dog and now i am forced to enter the cucking ritual of sneaking them treats for the dog in attempts to gain its acceptance while we're both on hands n knees begging the dog to give the stranger kisses.

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

Who Would Have Thought the salvia Derek's step-uncle bought off the dark web in 2010 was going to have some adverse effects being smoked but 16 years later...

the little dancing Shopkins doll i catch nibbling upon my toes: 😈 I DIIIIID LASSY *it menacingly proclaimed, irishly*

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

ever since i was a kid, i've always loved Michael's Art & Crafts Supplies Retailer Establishment and also the vibes in which it brings.

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

bro obama is lowkey goated.

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

BORING AHH BREAD & CIRCUS.

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

I watched this mf so many times it's unhealthy 😭

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

not gay, just ran through 😫💔

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

Did i just win the 1.8 billion dollar lottery? Feels like it.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

no one knows Women better than a Hot Guy.

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

Price Your Body In This Hobby Lobby

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

i can't tell if i've been clenching my jaw a lot this week or has it been like the past 6 years 🤔

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

Why I bought a condo at Disney World

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

the air is dull, and music nauseates me. i long to play hopscotch @ the tippity top of a building's edge but mother goose hasn't flatlined so with a chest full of vape juice & mold i wait on baited breath. i dreamt i had a daughter- it might have been a nightmare but i forget.

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

it was early september and i was in 1st grade- i remember we didn't have to do work all day & only my 4 besties n i were left in class , we got to watch disney movies & play with the projector all day while the teacher kept leaving the room, :-) honestly 9/11 was like my 4/20

[JER @YouCannotRelate]

svetlana<3

the year is 1967, it's the summer of love & you place a tab underneath a pretty girls tongue beneath a sycamore tree; as the psychedelic warmth kicks in she begins to tell u she's fled the kremlin & the grip of her father Stalins wrath to seek refuge in the us of a