Charlie

Roddick's serve, Del Potro's forehand, Wawrinka's backhand, Dali's imagination.            

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[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#Ashes #Ashes23 #cricket England's most expensive bowler is going for less runs per over than Australia's most economical bowler. #Bazball is here to stay, even in Test cricket.

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#WimbledonFinal #Djokovic #Alcaraz Djokovic seems to be lining up the excuses just in case, with the K-tape on his thigh and excessive stretching.

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

@Wimbledon #WimbledonFinal As a Federer fan, I know to my cost that #Djokovic excels in the role of villain / crowd non-favourite. To give #CarlosAlcaraz the best chance this afternoon, I think the Centre Court crowd should support #Djokovic, throwing him off his game!

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

I've never supported #Djokovic in a tennis match in my entire life but needs must. Well done Novak. #Wimbledon #WimbledonFinal

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

Thank goodness for that. #Wimbledon #WimbledonFinal

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

@stubbleagent She's not a happy bunny, Sam. "Why did you do this to me?" (twice). An incredulous 6 year old can really tug at the heart strings...

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

@stubbleagent Hi Sam, we are currently halfway through reading Charlie Turns Into a T-Rex & my 6 year old daughter wanted me to tell you that she is going to "literally burst with anger" if Charlie doesn't turn into a T Rex as promised on the front cover. 1/2

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

@stubbleagent 2/2 She is still reeling from the disappointment of your first book. On the other hand, my wife, 9 year old daughter and I absolutely love your books, although some bits I am finding hard to read... through the tears! 🤣

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#RG2020 We mustn't forget she is only 16. That said, #CocoGauff is going to win an awful lot of tennis matches in her career so I hope we don't have to listen to yelling after every single point she wins. 🤞 Less than 19 double faults per match would help too. 😉 #RolandGarros

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#RG20 Of the 63 points that #Konta won, almost 20% of them (12) were double faults from her opponent. But despatching the #9 seed for the loss of only 6 games show how good #cocogauff is!

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#USOpen That was amazing! #thiem take a bow! I need a shower...

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#USOpen #PrimeVideo Come on #AmazonPrime put another 50p / 50c in the meter please! Your live stream is struggling and no longer live.

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#USOpen I am sitting in an armchair watching #ThiemvsZverev with sweaty hands! Let's go Domi!

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#USOpen2020 #PrimeVideo Is anyone else watching mildly distracted by the two enormous streaks of rubber Thiem has laid down in the service box?!

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#PEwithJoe Not sure Joe was expecting this...

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#AusOpen Although #Federer may be timeless, tight matches for his older fans can be pretty stressful. Let's string a bit of form together so you can get some sleep and the rest of us can stop watching through our fingers or hiding behind the sofa and get on with our day!

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#AusOpen I know #mariasharapova has made a career out of never taking a backward step but, at least today, #NaomiOsaka didn't carry the same level of confidence and definitely needed a plan B.

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#AusOpen I simply cannot understand why a player as good as #NaomiOsaka can't appreciate that putting the ball in court is an essential part of a winning strategy.

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

#AusOpen I know #NaomiOsaka is #3 in the world but I am not a fan of players staring down their box after an unforced error. To me, it smacks of not being in control of the outcome.

[Charlie @YouCompleteEric]

@MGAEnt @isaaclarian #loldolls I consider myself to be a vaguely competent adult but I have to admit unboxing your #lolsurprise #lolomg #winterdisco #crystalstar #omgdoll nearly broke me. Any chance of a demo which doesn't run to 3hrs and without swearing?!