Maryland World Peace

[Maryland World Peace @YouDamnWhites]

No women I know thinks it's sexy that I wanna speak Hebrew but they'll be sorry when this rapture hit and I'm the only one with bread loaves

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

That time Earl Sweatshirt tried calling Joe Budden to end their “beef”😭

[Uche Perkins, Sr. @JustAFamilyMan_]

What could have happened in Maryland that obliterated our local economy?

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

They were called Lean Pockets and they tasted like Hot Pockets and they were still bad for you but they had the word "lean" in their name, which made them healthy at the time.

[Trill Hank Hill™️ @oakcliffsteppa2]

Well take me to the king then

[🇵🇸The Nerd 🔜 Otakon 🇵🇸 @TheNerdWASuit]

Anti-woke people are truly the weakest people alive.

Wait until I tell them there's a loved adaptation of Hercules where Hades talks like a scummy lawyer, Zeus is good, and the story is told by black gospel singers, one of whom is thicc and gets some of the best lines.

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

Still cant believe this is the reason why Joe Budden doesn’t like Earl Sweatshirt 😭

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

people have been getting kirked for millennia

[Maryland World Peace @YouDamnWhites]

Finding out Benicio Del Toro was the top pick but lost the role because Leguizamo was the only one who could Enunciate was something

[david𓃰🐆 @CookFree0rDie]

Costume designer was receiving visions from god for this movie

[david𓃰🐆 @CookFree0rDie]

Costume designer was receiving visions from god for this movie

[Spectre @spectre0799]

I Don’t Fuck With You but the beat is Stayin Alive

[Quantum Tweet @ProsinPlanet]

so he made the chocolate anyway

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

the girls were drinking lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper for breakfast, lunch, and dinner cause beyonce told oprah that she lost 20 pounds on the master cleanse diet…

[Maryland World Peace @YouDamnWhites]

China doing this but keeping their policy on overpopulation is why I never saw the east as smarter people....just different in their cruelty

[Pubity @pubity]

China is making romantic AI chatbots completely illegal.

They believe people falling in love with AI is contributing to declining birth rates.

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

Everyone was harmed in the making of this video

[Maryland World Peace @YouDamnWhites]

The Leo dicaprio Romano and Juliette is one of the greatest examples of cinema i have ever seen.....up there with the Wiz

[The American Tribune @TAmTrib]

For all the people whining that critiques of Nolan's Odyssey are just chuds trying to stay mad about ancient texts being modernized...

Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet (1996) took a foundational text of Western society and updated it for modern audiences.

The cast was diverse to reflect inner-city gang rivalries which were making headlines at the time, and it was set in the heart of these troubles in Verona Beach.

Handguns were called "knives" and long guns called "swords". Everything was set against a totally contemporary backdrop. You'd think everyone would be up in arms and furious, right?

Wrong, it was generally well received by critics and home audiences. It earned $132.8 million in profits.

All because it kept the original spoken script of Shakespeare's play spoken by present-day people, and stayed true to the source material. It was an interesting take on a classic that had swag and didn't subvert the original for weirdo antisocial political agendas.

All you have to do is not fundamentally hate the story you're trying to tell (or the culture it comes from) while making a concerted effort to make it shittier. Make actual art and people will be just fine with it. Who knew?

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

he always sounds like the kid who comes over for dinner and is super impressed because his mom can't cook

[Maryland World Peace @YouDamnWhites]

I realized halways through the story of Julius Ceasars assassination that my teacher didn't actually care if we knew it he just wanted to make sure we were on pace for standardized testing

[jean paul. @insidehismind]

*looks around*

yall didn’t have to read the odyssey in school? 🌚

[April, Lost but Peaking @AprilTurtle_]

I thought Evangelion might be worse as an adult because its about teenaged angst but its better as an adult because its about hating your job