maybe: Murry

there's a difference between Murry and Mary ok

[A-A-RON @A_ARON_3]

States are giving out a “back to work” bonus so people will get off unemployment. How about a “been working this whole damn time” bonus?

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

“Yeahhhhh talk about swamp ass”

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

“rAAAAAndy someone’s shittin’ in yer yard”

-dyl

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

Dylan:
“I need to urinate”
Huh?
“I need marinade”
Huh?
“I need hearing aids”

Oh ok

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

@ftskarlie Brilliant

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

“What the fuck are we looking at”

“Dolphin teeth”

“Yeah those are some chompers”

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

@brooklynn_j3an @courtneyzum YOURE HOME

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

Me to my sister: NIGHT HO

My mother: NIGHT HO LOVE U

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

My toxic trait is never knowing what I want at any time about any thing wbu?

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

@KayleeHammack Well shit

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

@KimmyNAnderson @friesnburgers Abso-fucking-lutely

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

You ever got 99 problems and they all bitches?

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

it’s the aggressive humming for me

it’s the nervous ugly laugh for me

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

Buzzfeed quiz just called me tf out

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

If you’re considered an ✨essential✨ worker in WA and have had to work with the public EVERYDAY since COVID-19 started feel free to @ me

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

*mom is mid vacuum downstairs*: HEY
Me: ya
Mom: you know what really bothers me
Me: what
Mom: people who buy million dollar homes and still renovate

✨just vacuuming thoughts✨

[Bigsteppa @kelseeynicoleee]

Lol ur 20’s is rlly just a constant state of losing & finding yourself over n over again. and it’s god awful

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

Guarantee is the word I struggle to spell the most don’t @ me

[maybe: Murry @YouGotMurbed]

Hands down the best feeling is when you post a selfie and all your bad bitches comment and hype you up I love you hoes