Andy Sellers

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Irony: When you travel on “Sabbath Home Rd” to get to your Rest Retreat Weekend.

[Andy Sellers @YouHave13Hours]

@bretteddy Seriously one of the best Disney movies!

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@iamReedicus

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Everybody: Awww, I love your new hair. You look like Elsa!
Me on the outside: Thanks!
Me on the inside: You obviously don’t know who Mad Madam Mim is. #oldschooldisney #swordinthestoneforlife #ilovevillains

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When you ask Boo to bring you “a Smarties”... and he brings you THREE! #fullyknownfullyloved 🎃👻💑

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Living next to Crawford isn’t so bad. Just traded her a chicken sandwich & green beans for 2 Southern Living magazines & 3 sweet potatoes.

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“If we have churches full of consumers instead of communers, we will be creating customers instead of disciples”@greglaurie YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A lady who is probs 6 or 7 months pregnant just skateboarded past me. With her dog by her side on a leash. I rrrrreally need to up my game.

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On this Labor Day, we are teaching Crawford how to use her Amazon Fire stick. Talk about Labor!!! #hitthebackbutton #hitleft #yourotherleft!

[Andy Sellers @YouHave13Hours]

Crawford: "I stayed up until midnight last night watching music videos on YouTube... it was amazing!"

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Holdup, holdup, holdup. This is a thing???? PTL, pass the cereal! 🙌🥄🥛Way to be, @girlscouts

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I'm only 4 minutes into "Okja" and I'm already getting that uh-oh feeling. I should probably stop watching now.

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Krystal, Cook Out, AND Chick-fil-A all on the same exit?!?!? I found paradise. #truckerwifelife

[Andy Sellers @YouHave13Hours]

Tried typing "Pizza Hut" into google but ended up typing "Pizza Gut". WHY YOU GOTTA BE DAT WAY GOOGLE! #NoFatShaming #BesidesImGettingWings

[Andy Sellers @YouHave13Hours]

If we had it to do over again, I'm sure we would all agree to change the spellings to doubble, trippple, and quaddddruple. Right?!

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Thank you, internet. For providing an endless trail of goat & rescued dog videos while I'm quarantined with "the angriest strep" case ever.

[Andy Sellers @YouHave13Hours]

Upstairs Update: Changed my mind...it's not a horse. They must've installed a bowling alley up there. THAT'S the only explanation.

[Andy Sellers @YouHave13Hours]

Me: Going to the salon. Text if ya need me.
Ash: Are you making any huge changes today I should prepare for??!!??
#whenyourfriendsKNOWyou

[Andy Sellers @YouHave13Hours]

Pretty sure our new upstairs neighbors own a horse. Who wears cinderblock shoes. While doing dressage exercises. That's the only explanation

[Andy Sellers @YouHave13Hours]

So, yesterday a 4th grader told me my dance moves were from the '70s. I'm still recovering from those hurtful words. #kidssaythedarndest