BOAT

BOAT IS BOAT
YOU LOVE BOAT

#FICTIONALCHARACTER

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

BOAT CAN EASILY REACH MACH SPEED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO STEAL HER FOOD.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

BOAT HAS NEVER MET ROYALTY BEFORE. SO UNCERTAIN HOW TO GREET @ATROMAVILLEGAL.

DOES BOAT CURTSY BEFORE HITTING THE FIRST BLOW OR DOES BOAT NEED TO BRING A GIFT ALONGSIDE THE ASS KICKING?

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[𝓔𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓪 𝓟𝓻𝓸 𝓦𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @EterniaProWres]

Black Garnet Tournament Match
@ImGinaVZ vs @The_Indignation

Debut match!
@ATROMAVILLEGAL v @YouHeartBoat

Black Garnet Tournament Match
@FatalRepertoire v @LilIyOfTheVale

@SinkingInSandra v @JuicyJNavarro

Black Garnet Tournament Match
@CharliRozzi v @TheHuntressAP

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

APPARENTLY BOAT HAS A NEW HOME.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[𝓔𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓪 𝓟𝓻𝓸 𝓦𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 @EterniaProWres]

Welcome Home, BOAT

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

BOAT BEEN BANNED FROM MULTIPLE BARS FOR BREAKING THE MECHANICAL BULL

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

SO FAR BOAT HAS SLAPPED THREE TORNADOES

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

FEAR APPLEHEART

[emi @myaerishines]

ok everyone tell me what ur pony name is pls mine is tiny wisp 🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

SHOULDN'T FAST FOOD BE CALLED SLOW FOOD WITH HOW LONG DELIVERIES TAKE?

#BOATTHOUGHTOFTHEWEEK

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

LAST TIME BOAT WAS IN AMSTERDAM SHE WAS PULLED OVER BY OFFICER NIMIS.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

THE SOONER ALIENS COME TO EARTH THE SOONER RACISM WILL END SINCE ALMOST EVERYONE WILL BE ALL AGAINST THE ALIENS INSTEAD OF EACH OTHER.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

BOAT DON'T SEE GENDER. BOAT SEES PEOPLE AS PEOPLE.

BOAT SEES THOSE WHO JUDGE BY GENDER AS STUPID.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

MINE WOULD STILL NOT FIND IT

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

BOAT'S STRENGTH IS MEASURED IN FOE.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

BOAT CAN CARTWHEEL AT 30 RPM

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

THE LAST TIME BOAT DID PUSH UPS SHE PUSHED THE EARTH SLIGHTLY OFF TILT AND CAUSE GRADUALLY RISING HEAT.

SORRY FOR POSSIBLE GLOBAL WARMING WORRIES.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

BOAT USED TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC. FAMILY AND FRIENDS HELPED A LOT THROUGHOUT THAT PERIOD.

BOAT NO LONGER DRINKS ALCOHOL AND STILL GO TO AA MEETINGS EVERY MONDAY TO SUPPORT OTHERS.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

IF TWO PREGNANT WOMEN WERE TO HAVE A FIGHT, WOULD THAT BASICALLY BE LIKE TWO BABIES HAVING A GUNDAM BATTLE?

#BOATTHOUGHTOFTHEWEEK

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

BOAT USED TO GO TO DISNEYWORLD ON A WEEKLY BASIS BUT WAS FORCED TO CHANGE IT TO ONCE A FORTNIGHT TO PRACTICE RESTRAINT.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

LAST TIME BOAT WENT TO JAPAN SHE WAS MISTAKEN FOR AN UNDERGROUND IDOL.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

@JulianaNYU 😱

CHEERLEADERS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LAZY. WHEN BOAT FINDS YOU, YOU BETTER BELIEVE BOAT WILL MAKE YOU WORK EXTRA HARD TO MAKE UP FOR THE TIME LAZING ABOUT.

[BOAT @YouHeartBoat]

BOAT SLEEPS EXACTLY 6.5 HOURS A DAY, NO MINUTE MORE NOR SECOND LESS.

#BOATFACTOFTHEDAY