Smayb Jane Mayberry

Follow for the daily EXTRA things Smayb says #TotalSmaybMove 💃🏻

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

M: "I'm going to Alabama"
T: "I'm going to UNC"
W: "I'm going to W&L"
Th: "I'm going to Tennessee"
F: "I won't get into college with a 31"

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

I'm excited for Christmas Break because that means I can read the dictionary all night

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

"I jumped out of the shower to get a different shampoo and like just completely fell on my butt and was very disorientated it was weird"

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

I just rubbed my straw around my nose for a minute and then stuck it in my mouth

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

@Davis

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

Hi I'm smayb the babe and I like to double whip

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

*black bear burrito worker asks smayb what she wants for dinner* "I'd like a tofu and pineapple quesadilla please"

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

"I swear I'll cry tonight when Hillary becomes President"

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

"I had to redo my entire make up because I put on translucent powder with a bronzer brush"

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

"I bought a shirt for every school I got in to" GUESS WHO

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

Super Star Smayb 🌟

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

"Already wrecked the home, might as well bulldoze the remains"

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

"I'm going to bring all my anti liberal information... the fliers, books and buttons"

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

Hi I'm Samantha and I've missed 38 days of school

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

Hey did you know I could sail a boat?!?! Sailing is life!!!!

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

Camp Seafarer is life. My friends there are cooler than my friends here

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

"What the cookie"

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

"My sister is working out and I'm scared my parents are going to make me do it"

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

Official gum of Smayb #TotalSmaybMove

[Smayb Jane Mayberry @YouKnowMe_SMAYB]

Which one will smayb choose??? Will it be Mr. Bojangles Cole or the Hartlebon?? We are waiting to see