Deadpool

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[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

"Time to make the
chimi-fuckin'-changas."

•Old account, need a refresher
•Detailed, literate, shit like that.
•RT?

[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

"I don't normally do this, but today's a special day. I, have officially gone batshit crazy!"

"Wait... No, it's the twentieth anniversary."

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Stabs @AmazingOnceMore all sneaky-like.

"It's just a prank, bro." He consequently shoots Webs in the kneecaps.

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-pushing the woman right up against him

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"You don't have the slightest idea how much." The man chuckles, reaching a hand back to teasingly grope her butt, -

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[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

@Criminal_Cupid "Tadaaaa!"

[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

// I'll do that tomorrow... Tired now...

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// NEED TO BE MORE ACTIVE!!! GAAAAAAH

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-widening as he feels the muscles in his back loosen up and relax

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"Jesus, I feel like I just ate a pound of chimichangas, I'm in heaven..." Wade lets out another long groan, his smile -

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-muscles.

"God, you complete me." He moans out slowly, not really thinking about the words coming from his mouth

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[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

Wade chuckles as her fingers slide along his body, little moans of relief escaping his lips as she rubs out the knots in -

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[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

"Were you reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey'?" https://t.co/687HdQKrfV

[『ғєℓιcια нαя∂у』/ LM @TheEroticFeline]

"T-That was a lil' case for my glasses, y'know, for when I.....read." https://t.co/SnzK1bUcNL

[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

"You couldn't wait to get some of the Poolmeister?"

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[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

"Ahem... Underwear drawer, booty, and what I think was a dildo. It was really tricked-out though." https://t.co/NtRjH6tA5n

[『ғєℓιcια нαя∂у』/ LM @TheEroticFeline]

"Damn it, Wade. What did you touch..." https://t.co/dJufb7cogq

[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

- together and twitching slightly as she tends to him.

"Wow, you're good with your hands..."

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[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

"/God/. Yeah, that's the spot... Woo." Wade chuckles, letting out a few more little moans and groans, his knees drawing-

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-back, do you think you could get to those?"

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-/just/ how to get him raring to go, the adorable little crazy lady.

"So, Doctor, I'm having some aches in my lower -

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[Deadpool @YouKnowThisPool]

"Oh! My, yes you /are/." Wade lets out a little squeak at the sudden groping, a coy smile touching his lips. She knows -

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-somethin' else

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