liBRAT💋

1of1. God’s favorite ✨. 🇯🇲

[liBRAT💋 @YouNotRelevant]

thanking God that he drew you like that ✨

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I find it endlessly amusing when men expect a level of domestic labour from me that I don't even do for myself. If I haven't built my own life around cooking every single day, what exactly makes you think you'll be the exception?

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

BREAKING: Cyclospora, the parasite causing explosive diarrhea has been found in…

- GREENS!
- Greens!
- Nothing but greens!
- Parsley
- Peppers
- Cabbages
- Celery
- Asparagus
- Watercress
- Fiddlefern
- Lettuce

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

you will NOT disrespect me & then put limitations on how i disrespect you !

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I read it somewhere “we romanticised the wrong organ, the stomach is more emotional than the heart” and it feels so true. we feel butterflies in our stomach and when we’re sad we lose our appetite. our stomach gets affected by emotions way more than we realise.

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

I’ll be the first to tell yall that an electrolyte imbalance ain’t shit to play with.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU AFRAID OF

- Death : We’re all gonna die.

- Bankruptcy : You can make it all back.

- Shame : Everyone will forget in a week.

- Rejection : It happens to everyone.

- Failure : It’s part of the path.

- Judgment : They’ll judge anyway.

- Losing people : Not all are meant to stay.

- Making mistakes : You’ll survive them.

- Taking risks : Regret hurts more.

Live every day like it's your last day.

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

I seen a quote today that said “The male loneliness epidemic is just men refusing to evolve, and women refusing to date unevolved men.”

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Y’all also need to shoot anyone telling you that you can simply wash off a parasite embedded into the skin and even the folds and creases of alot of this produce. A parasite that is resistant to bleach, chlorine, and vinegar by the way.

Signed,
An epidemiologist

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I had NO fucking idea Chingy was saying those things 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I was just dancing omg make disses bops again

[aether @bluewdrift]

the POWER OF THE TONGUE is REAL. stop claiming you’re TIRED, BROKE, or DEPRESSED. start speaking GRATITUDE. start MANIFESTING GROWTH. start pouring LIFE into yourself

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

You don’t need to be cold. Just inaccessible. Respond slower. Reveal less. Be polite, but unreadable. When people have to guess how you feel, they start treating you like someone they can’t afford to miscalculate. That’s how distance breeds influence.

[✰ @slowwlifee]

life is a constant cycle of losing your spark and finding it again

[Commuter @commuterny]

Erling Haaland’s perspective on feeling tired:

[liBRAT💋 @YouNotRelevant]

9/10, if I’m sad I’m either sleeping, eating, or sparking up
Repeat

[hotsexymamayepa💋 @lotoscuffs_]

#foodforthought

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Mom just asked me if trans women taking estrogen are considered medically necessary. I was like what? Turns out there’s a shortage of estrogen right now and women on it for health reasons can’t get it and doctors are telling these women that it’s bc trans women are taking it all