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That thing you hoped no one else heard and general New Jersey chaos

[𝒢 @mielgirltwt]

me and you exploring the wonders of the world

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words have consequences, and more people deserve to get smacked Tf up immediately

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Comedian makes a joke sexualizing a 3 month old baby, the dad of the baby shows up at his show

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Writing fanfic about the brave little toaster

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FUCK FIRE pt 2

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High octane baptism

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The fruit flies in the dive bar bathroom are my best friends

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

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“ur skin is perfect, what’s ur routine!?😩”

I’m under 25 and wear sunscreen

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life so private I could get married and move and no one would even notice

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Manifesting marrying this goof in September without anyone knowing lmfaoo

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My shit so low I hit a bump and my battery disconnected

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The chickens and the kittens are going crazy on the couch, I can’t wait to be with them

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the money I spent on drinks yesterday at @AdjacentAC will never be spoken about again thank you

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Someone tried to break into my apartment and we made eye contact through the front door as they were messing with the doorknob. I hate it here.

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whoever had to deal with drunk me last night, I’m so sorry