Jared

A shark in jets clothing (he/him/daddy shark)

[Jared @YouWent2Jared]

How bad am I with women? Chick sitting alone at the bar compliments my sweatshirt.. do I shoot my shot? No. I say thank you, get order my drink and walk back to my table. Only to find out it's some onlyfans model/tiktok thirst trap with 100s of thousands of followers.

[Jared @YouWent2Jared]

@jaytay416 The world isn't ready for this

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@jaytay416 Or Björk. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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@jaytay416 I already know this is just the plot to The Living Daylights starring the best Bond, Timothy Dalton

[Jared @YouWent2Jared]

@wbuxtonofficial More than words can't express my disappointment. That's the right band right?

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@jaytay416 Go to London bebe. Stood on the centerline as cars zoomed past. Life is Frogger

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@jaytay416 Oh you'll read about this on Bob Loblaw's Law Blog!

[Jared @YouWent2Jared]

@CircleNetflix Tried Sammie's strat from UK S2 but failed miserably.

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@Rune65330055 @WolfeyGlick Now that I swapped out Shadow claw with Helping Hand my beefy ball is my most valuable asset

[Jared @YouWent2Jared]

@MysticGengar @WolfeyGlick Don't insult Larry like that

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@WolfeyGlick get to #1 in the world with a party where every mon knows guillotine

[Jared @YouWent2Jared]

@_Dan_Castell @formularacers_ I love that Checo said that Kamui was his hardest teammate. Kamui was my favorite and would have loved to see him in a top team

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@jaytay416 #HonorRoll

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@jaytay416 I bet Bjorn/Bjork could get into Brown

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@jaytay416 WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE HOODIE! This could've gone towards Bjorns college fund

[Jared @YouWent2Jared]

Started playing Battlefront again... Why are supremacy games fucking 8 hours long?

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J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

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Bringing back for the NFL and the GOAT FLACCO being back