You Wouldn't Verb A Noun

run by @_Meorge

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T RIGHT-CLICK A BOY

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T APPOINT AN AMOGUS

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T FLOOD A MCDONALD'S

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T FORGET YOU HAD A GIMMICK ACCOUNT (sorry)

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T TIP A STONE

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T UPLOAD A FAIRY

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T SUSPEND A PAN

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T ATTACK A VEGETABLE

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN’T SNATCH A RAT

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T THAW A GAME SHOW HOST

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN’T WELCOME A CLOCK

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T KISS A SINK

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN’T KILL A SQUARE

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T PAT A SPOON

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T UNIONIZE A PROCESS

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T REINFORCE A COP

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T SMELL A PERSON

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T ACCELERATE A REDDITOR

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

YOU WOULDN'T WORSHIP A CUSHION

[You Wouldn't Verb A Noun @YouWouldntBot]

(bonus manual post because elon musk paying $44bn and being publicly humiliated is funny)