Youdan's 1867 Gadfly

Oldest Foot-ball Trophy in the World & property of The HFBC since Shrovetide, 1867. Guinness World Record certified since Oct. 2000 - accept no imitations!

[Youdan's 1867 Gadfly @YoudanTrophy]

Could *literally* be any one from hundreds of modern Foot-Ballers.

[Ives Galarcep @SoccerByIves]

How you gonna have a tattoo of an AK-47 on your arm and dive like that? Come on man. #Analysis

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@A_M_S_Group @bullyspecialone @KellySimmo1 @TheMillwallFans @barneyronay @JKelly1882 @PorterSLP Well this is something of an omnishambles isn't it, @KellySimmo1?

Best to sort out a mess, when dropped into your lap by a predecessor, by looking afresh. No baggage carried, after all.

Hope @fawc_ licences are being looked at properly & professionally, regarding all criteria.

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@A_M_S_Group @KellySimmo1 @LondonCityWFC @millwalllioness Well, from over here it smells an awful lot like being contrary to the Law of Passing Off.

One says "from over here" because it's clear they are heading into the territory of Fradulent Misrepresentation, waaay over there, in Criminality Country.

False?
yup

To make Gains?
yup

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@BabyBallersUK @Mrjamieohara1 @HavensHospices @AveleyFC Don't read tabloids at all, merely go by the Court documents whereby he was Convicted...oh and saw him do it...

Was also there on other occasions, like when he were sent off and lost his mind, squaring up to fans and swearing like a shore-leave sailor.

& more.

Leopards.
Spots.

[The Cricketer @TheCricketerMag]

"This is more than just a frivolous point, the basic greed of the middle-aged man with a fetish for trimmed brown bread cheese and pickle sandwiches." | @barneyronay

https://t.co/dPL8fpGjk3

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@SkyBet @connorjennings1 @TranmereRovers Bollocks.

Terrible defending by the defence's left flank.
Terrible marking by central defenders.
Terribly dealt-with cross.
Terrible camerawork.
Terrible zoomwork.

0/10
Would not fap.

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he continued,
"We're gonna bring in and retain lots of world-class talent at FC Mudflats in the Floodplains Football League for Homeless & Groundless Clubs"

"This is no way related to our recent acquisition of the Quorn Hunt, or those new kennels what Diane built up @Chaselodge"

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.@A_M_S_Group
BREAKING NEWS!
From @LCLionessesFC Towers!

London City Women / London City Lionesses / AFC Culligan Cuckoo / Whoever-the-fuck FC (the 'club' formerly known as #MillwallLionesses) unveils its latest Directorial signing & former Head of branding & marketing.

A-HA!

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BREAKING!
AFC Obvious Tax Dodge signed Safe Hands Harry to deal with player contracts.

Speaking exlusively to us through the window of his RR Sport as is tradition, with two suspiciously stuffed suitcases on the back seat,
"All kosher son"

"Accountant's signed off & everything"

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@DerbyshireFA Coming across as a little sanctimonious now, guys.

Any chance for future posts to link to a single-pager bulleted list of collated preceding posts on the subject?

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What's that, @KEBrazier?
Rather we not ruin your last weekend in the job, by exposing the @FAWSL & @FAWC_ Licencing FAILS on your watch, explicitly referencing them by clause?

Well, let's hope @LucyWellingsFA @KellySimmo1 & your successor have a proper little look into this, eh?

[Youdan's 1867 Gadfly @YoudanTrophy]

Healthy profits for 2014 & 15, no Accts, minor losses since.

Compliance-wise :
4 months late with everything in 2014,
no Accts in 2016.

So what happened in 2016, @Diane_Culligan & @JillFraser6?
Glitchy system?

& why are your @CompaniesHouse/@ChtyCommission Accounts different ?

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@YesTom @LiamDHFC

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@NonLeagueNews @officialKLtown @StephenCleeve Questions for Mr Chairman :

Why have you hived off the Club's Intellectual Property & Registered *its* Trademarks in your own name?

Is a Natural Person (as Registrant) Source of Origin for Goods & Services, rather than KLT?

@NonLeagueCrowd @TwoHT @Ollie_Bayliss @NonLeaguePaper

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@A_M_S_Group Seems Cap'n Loser's a fan of JP culture.

Or, cultural appropriation by one wishing to look pseudo-intellectual.

Lord knows, they've attempted to misappropriate a big part of proper #LDN's culture.

Do well to read of the 47 rōnin then.
They're the fellas in blue.

2019's 上野介

[Shit Barrister @shitbarrister]

I will admit to a degree of morbid curiosity regarding Boris Johnson as PM. He’s the political equivalent of a “wet paint do not touch” sign. It’s like it calls to that masochistic part of me that would go all-in at the poker table, somehow enchanted by the thrill of failure.

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@thehill Holy loaded diapers, Batman, the President really did go down the line and ask Staff to say whether or not he did done doo-doos & tantrums.

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"Emergency"

@TheRickWilson @mehdirhasan