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[Premier League @premierleague]

We’re saying hello to five new faces on the touchline in 2026/27 👋

Get to know all 20 Premier League managers ⬇️

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Youri Tielemans would bring grace, poise and punchy line-breaking passes to Manchester United’s midfield.

At £35million from Aston Villa, he would also surely represent one of the lowest-risk signings of the summer.

@MarkCarey93 and @anantaajith analyse Tielemans’ skillset and how he could improve Michael Carrick's midfield ⤵️

🔗 https://t.co/RUe5exwkFj

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

JUST IN🚨: Korean Scientists Create ‘INVISIBLE SOLAR PANELS’ That Allow Windows To Generate Electricity.

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

You can't be offside if you bring the defender along

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The match officials for @FIFAWorldCup match 97 have been appointed. 🤝

[Love Island Base @loveisland_HQ]

@KMbappe The general has spoken

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[RandomStatistically @Youman_____]

Yeah apparently burial ni kesho

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Ben Kipya passed away?
@Too_Keino

[Adetayo👑 @TeeDaddie]

How come the time isn't moving??😂 A.I slop.

[kuria @kuria254k]

Nitakuita gikomba because you're always on fire🔥

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Kwani kwa Samsung yako Ruto ako na afya?

[RandomStatistically @Youman_____]

Fuck you mean to the truck owners? Who did the road

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

What should be done to such truck owners?

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Kayole?

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Ronaldo needs to sleep with Kim K 😭

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Mpesa inaingia safaricom wananitext offer zao...buana hii pesa ni ya pombe sitaki credo mimi

[RandomStatistically @Youman_____]

@Monty_Hasashi CIA

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

If he pours a little of every beer into the same cup, can we call it the World Cup??

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[RandomStatistically @Youman_____]

@moneyacademyKE What is with battery swapping though, why not just rechargeable kama magari

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Sunlight is going to affect players

Africans are at advantage

Morocco. France