Joshua Young

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stop trying to negotiate the terms of your surrender

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me choking on my own saliva for no reason in my room

[Damon 📺 @ P4G AGAIN @04digitalman]

my understanding of the backrooms movie is you could fight Ollie from Ollie’s Bargain Outlet in there probably

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

i used to buy oxy from a guy that had a fish tank.

idk how else to say it but one of the fishes had a human face. it was a flat fish with a human face and i will never forget it

[𐌔 @sofaygoszn]

Me high as fuck, watching the entire 3 minute YouTube ad

[d1 yapper @sexyandsadity]

Treat everyone like they wearing a wire

[Mr Submarine 🐳 @MrSubmarineSays]

@SnowMed34 The kitchen staff is already 16 Modelos deep, is this a joke????

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

You just ordered a pepperoni pizza and a 2-liter of coke.
You put WWE SmackDown on TV.
There’s no school tomorrow, your parents don't care if you stay up late..
It's a perfect night, you're 30 years old, the year is 2026

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I feel like crocs should be like $15

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

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[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I love when the rain is misty & you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Me: Stands up

My dog: You son of a bitch I’m in

[Anderzin @AnderZin22]

When I was very young, my grandpa would tell me he was a pirate and that's why he needed to drink rum every day. Turns out he was an alcoholic who just loved Captain Morgan. He was a great man.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd are robbing a liquor store:

Bugs, "Is this whiskey?"

Elmer, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank."

[★ @thematrixwizard]

this reality changed today. i can't explain it but i feel it deeply

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

i think some of us were designed for small villages where we could become permanently fond of like twelve people and one strange bird.

[Science & Nature @Sci_Nature0]

Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe.
- Galileo Galilei