Young Adult Life

Living the 20-something life. Drink too much, don't get paid enough.
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If you need a last minute Valentine's Day idea thigh high tights are basically lingerie you can buy at CVS

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I don't have it all
I'm not claiming to
But I know that I’m special (So special), yeah
And I’ll bet there's somebody else out there
To tell me I’m rare
To make me feel rare

- Selena Gomez, speaking to Boomers on behalf of Millennials everywhere

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I wore a real bra all day today and it was so uncomfortable

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The 8th Deadly Sin: accidentally sending a screen shot of a convo back to the person you were having the convo with

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If being grown up means not being able to turn off your email notifications on vacation I am not a fan

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One of the great things about being in a relationship is when I unexpectedly sleep over and have to wear his clothes to work the next day it might look sloppy but everyone knows it’s not slutty

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I have so much underwear I rarely wear because I save it for special occasions. Not ~sexy~ occasions. Occasions where the skirt/dress/pants I’m wearing would be horribly see-through if I don’t wear that exact pair of underwear

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Caroline Calloway is many things. "Bad writer" being perhaps the most offensive of them all

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Natalie Beach is someone who, if she hadn’t been found by Caroline Calloway, would have been found by a cult

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It's the birthday of the coworker who sits next to me and I was like "Nobody likes you when you're 23!" and she was like "...is that a thing" and this is how I know I'm in my late 20s

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A coworker just told me in the 6 years she's had @Spotify she's never listened to Discover Weekly because she assumed it was "like new top 20 music." Her snub of the mainstream led her to miss out on 9,360 songs curated *specifically* for her listening habits. Lesson served.

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Last night at the laundromat a woman went "awww cute" at the stuffed dog in my cart. She probably assumed it was for a child to play with, and not for me to prop my head up on when I watch Netflix while laying down in bed.

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Someone just asked me if my clearance rack purchase from @tjmaxx was @madewell and my day has been made

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If the dream you had last night doesn’t involve me, I don’t wanna hear about it

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Help I'm addicted to buying bralettes

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I'm about to go into a 4-hour block of meetings and I'm not sure which I'm more concerned about: my attention span or my bladder

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my favorite stall for peeing at work is different than my favorite stall for pooping at work. anyone else?

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever walked into your air conditioned office after walking 30 minutes to work in 90 degree heat

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Should I feel guilty using the communal oat milk in the office fridge in my cold brew when I'm one of the (increasingly rare) people who actually doesn't have a dairy sensitivity?

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Dog parent >>>>>>> Daddy