Young Gooner

Born to goon, forced to fuck

[Young Gooner @YoungGooner11]

@6789998212_atl I can explain it

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There’s only 2 types of Indians: dark skinned white boys and dark skinned Asian boys #nooticing

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How do I get my sweetwater rep to stop calling me

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@6789998212_atl I’m jumping on your train at full speed

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@6789998212_atl It’s a filthy night of vices

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@6789998212_atl Write a song about it

[Young Gooner @YoungGooner11]

6’3 white boy in theory, 5’2 stud in application

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Just found out “brown shooting” refers to the shooting at brown university, not a new term for sharting

[Young Gooner @YoungGooner11]

Y’all ever power pose while pissing?

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Lil Tecca stole my beat

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@6789998212_atl Music

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Recession indicator: white guy begging for money on the train and not in a busking or performative way but in like a bro is actually homeless way

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If you busk kill yourself I don’t want to hear your shitty music

[Woody @real1woody]

There’s a 19 year old dude somewhere ab to get an apartment with a girl that’s bout to fuck his life up for the whole lease💔

[Young Gooner @YoungGooner11]

As class president I promise that we will all get pizza for lunch, 1 hour recess, and a mandatory trip to the holy land of Israel for all students!

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@6789998212_atl Lets run it in bushwick

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Reminded of the time in 7th grade summer basketball camp when I was forced to make a layup in front of the whole camp and failed so many times they let me give up. #AngelReese

[Young Gooner @YoungGooner11]

Y’all think Biden got prostate cancer cause he enjoys being milked? 🤔