Severus Snape

I'm a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Obviously, I'm in Slytherin.

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

Casual reminder that I will always hate @gothdobby .

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

Always.

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

*sighs and wonders what's become of @MsLilyEvans*

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

@Lily_Evans8 Call me Sevy again, witch, and I'll break your face.

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

...and I'd like to take a moment as I sit here relaxed and tell you how I became the Half-Blood Prince of...*pauses and scowls* Fuck this.

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

*writing in journal* This is a story...*pauses*...all about how my life got twisted and turned so bloody upside down...*chews on quill*...

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

*makes a cup of tea and sits by his bedroom window, not waiting for a certain redhead*

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

@LilyE_Potter *thinks perhaps he heard the wind blowing*

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

@LilyJamesPotter *judges you*

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

Today I watched a muggle trip and fall down a flight of stairs. Didn't even have to lift my wand. #bestdayever

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

You know who I hate? After all these years? @gothdobby. With all my fucking heart. Bloody wanker.

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

Seems as though whoever stole my notes returned them to me...whatever spell this was, I'll figure it out...

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

Damn it, though...who will hire someone who couldn't even keep a couple years worth of notes in order!? *curses*

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

I've always wanted to teach DADA...

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

Perhaps I will go back to Hogwarts...

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

...

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

...and I can't very well stay working for HIM without my notes in order. *grumble sulk* Damn!

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

What am I even supposed to do with myself at this point? Lily hasn't said a word to me in YEARS and then my notes are gone...

[Severus Snape @YoungSnape]

Years of note taking...gone. GONE!